| 176. | Writing Sign | ||
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The symbol located in any chat showing that the other person is typing. This usually happens after a pause in conversation or a wrong turn in the chat. Usually a person begins to type to keep the conversation going but sees the other person typing too and out of laziness lets the other say something pointless. Guy 1. It's so hard to keep a convo with this girl.
Guy 2. Why's that? Guy 1. She's so random, if I didn't see her Writing Sign this conversation wouldn't make any sense! |
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| 177. | Cyberpath | ||
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1. A sociopath with access to the internet. 2. Cyberpaths are just sociopaths who've taken their games to the computer age. They can lie all they want, and who's going to prove them wrong? Pictures, stories, there's no way to prove any of it is really them. They do not scruple to steal others' online info and pictures to create a false front for you to adore. One cyberpath used naughty photos of herself to entice men to chat with her and send her money, though she'd gained about 30 lbs since they were taken. Those who did flirt with her were made unwitting chubby chasers. You have only someone's word that any picture of them is accurate. A Cyberpath Nearly Ruined My Marriage.
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| 178. | Intellectual Douchebag | ||
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n. A person appearing to be intelligent, posing to be helpful but is really an asshole in disguise. Qualities of an Intellectual Douchebags: Are people who complain about people who can't spell or typo. A person who take their Chat Room Role Plays too seriously. A person who take their fandoms too seriously and shuns/mistreat people who are ignorant of their fandom and have a life. People who ruin a fun moment sprouting too scientific/rational knowledge in the wrong moment. A person who jumps into an argument (INSTEAD of Minding ONES business) posing to defend a person, which in actuality is just trying to fuel the argument even more. Attire of Intellectual Douchebags: Unusually stylish, tailored suits, hip, flashy, always advertising their interests. Sometimes wearing glasses, mostly Buddy Holly style Whereabouts of Intellectual Douchebags: Chat Rooms, Coffee Houses, MMORPGs, Comic Book Stores, Game Stores, Electronic Blogs, Political Rallies, Art Shows, Colleges/Universities, Music Stores, Literature Events. Intellectual Douchebags pop orgasms over Most Commonly Misused and Abused Words.
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| 179. | GEM | ||
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(noun)
a Glen Ellyn Mom, usually involves themselves in the following activites: -Book Clubs -Bible Clubs -Dinner Clubs -Bible Studies -Yoga groups -Go on walks with friends to "chat" -Gossip about anything and everything -Stay at home, let the husband do all the work -Garden and make it look like they care -Go to salon about 3 time a week -Sit at home all day and do nothing because they're filthy rich and dumb -Buy nice things for the pets -Gossip some more -Gossip more, about their kids and random kids they don't know -Complain about everything wrong in their perfect Glen Ellyn life kid#1- Hey dude, some GEM called my mom and told her about last night...
kid#2- Wow, what a GEM. I can't believe GEMs these days. |
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| 180. | QSIWOTI | ||
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Quick! Someone is wrong on the internet.
A reply made to someone in chat rooms or Q&A sites who constantly corrects every minor detail. :The century starts on 01, not 00.
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| 181. | Eff | ||
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A great way to not sound like a child when showing displeasure with a situation, person, action, outcome or any other thing that might go wrong in your sad little life.
This will, however, not simulate being an adult who has the balls to use big kid words. This might make you appear (based on delivery, situation and volume) 12 to 16 years of age unless you -are- said age, in which case present company's level of sobriety will determine how much of a tool you look like. The higher your company the greater the return. Used mostly in Multiplayer Video Games to work around chat filters and to evade the Terms of Use which often frown upon language that might be considered harsh by people who think you should have their ideals. 1) Dood: "Then she stopped and I was all 'What the eff, broham?'"
Guy: "That was almost cool, but you eff'd it." 2) High Teen: "Doooood... Subbed my toe. Effin' hell, hurt like eff." Wayhigh Teen: "I'm laughin' so hard it effin' hurts! You rock!" Notsohigh Teen: "Eff? Really?... *yawn* What a toolbox." 3) WoWkid: "Eff, that boss one-shot me. EFF!" WoWkid 2: "No cussing, I'm offended by people who have their own personality." WoWkid: "Pfffff, it's not against the ToU. Nobody can stop me!" |
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| 182. | Faggot Balls | ||
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Someone; usually male that shows no bravery or courage. This person tends to shy away from anything half dangerous or exciting. You usually find said person in the corner of a room or behind a sofa. Loves an excuse. Person A: Go and chat to that girl, she keeps looking at you
Faggotballs: No, I don't want to. I'm not feeling up for it tonight. I have a sore throat. Person A: What the fucks wrong with you, take your mincy little faggot balls over there and get some!!!! |
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