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writes in cursive

Someone caught sexting by the pervert-patrol.
Stay away from the one who writes in cursive.
writes in cursive by LAMO93401 January 30, 2018

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions 

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

the one who writes in cursive 

He or she who sexts. Sends sext messages.
"Stay away from the one who writes in cursive"

Gay writes

When a gay man writes something it can be anything
*me looking at my gay friend writing a letter*
Me :*scoffs* gay writes…
Gay writes by The positive claimer February 28, 2026

I write sins not tragedies 

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.
Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"

Way Up Whites 

Like a Rooftop Korean, but a white person that's way up on top of a building.

Way Up Whites began in 2020, after the death of George Floyd. George (who was handcuffed) was murdered by a police officer that used his knee on George's neck to pin him to the ground. George stated that he could not breathe and eventually lost consciousness, yet the officer remained on his neck. George's death incited protests, riots, and looting all across the country. White business owners looking to protect their property took tactics from Korean business owners, who are known as Rooftop Koreans for the time they took to the roofs of their businesses during the 1992 Los Angeles Riots. White people, employing the same tactics, are known as "Way Up Whites," because they're way up there.
Shaquan: Hey man, let's hit the best buy
Jarvis: Nah Cuh, they got Way Up Whites on that bitch
Shaquan: Shit dawg, good call. I ain't trying to get shot for a new TV.

...
Jarvis: yo dawg, who dis George Floyd everyone be talking 'bout?
Shaquan: shit man, I don't know. I'm just here for the free shit