a person who willingly writes in prose manner for the mental gratification of his readers.

A person who likes to engage in sexual behavior specifically with graffiti writers. A graffiti writer usually tags up this type of whore with a marker.

1) A type of thorn/shrub that is typically irritating and painful due to its barbs and tenacious nature.

2) Another name for Aurora, or Sleeping Beauty, the disney princess.

3) The name of a female who may or may not exhibit similar characteristics to the plant and who may be caustic, self-centered, emotional, fickle, and the most amazing artist, writer, sister, and best friend you could ever ask for.

someone who litters his writing with parenthetical information (information inside parentheses, be it a side note, background info, or explanation much like this one)

Someone who gives a better handjob than you could ever give yourself- someone better with your pen than you are.

Medicore writer who probably stole the idea for Harry Potter from a writer who is actually tallented.

Any time you see her on TV, she will tell the interviewer how much she hates the movies, despite being made underservedly rich from them.

whorehopper - n.; a derogatory term generally used to describe a sleazy male in a position of power, who uses his position to have sex with females; literally, a person who "hops on whores", i.e., a person who has sex with whores. The term does not appear to be in widespread usage, but tends to be applied more to sleazebag good ol boys from the American South. Newspaper/magazine editors, certain U.S. Presidents, and record company executives are common targets of the attribution.

The term "whorehopper" appears in the comic book series Transmetropolitan, by Warren Ellis (writer) and Darick Robertson (artist). Transmetropolitan is about a Hunter S. Thompson-like character named Spider Jerusalem; Spider's unseen, slimy editor is known only by the nickname "The Whorehopper".