| 57. | ES40 | ||
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The least charming aspect from those charmless fuckers at New Deal.
Whenever you get an increase in your benefits, be it when you're placed on a six month course or turn 25, you will receive one of these in the mail. It states that you didn't apply for one of the shitty jobs they gave you without your consent three months ago (every time), and that if you do not explain why, you will have that hard earned £20 extra taken from you. Basically, they hope you get so pissed off you write "Fuck you" on the slip, at which point they'll cancel your claim. "Why did you not apply for a job that is three hours travel for you with a wage that does not cover travel expenses? We want our money back, just because we're a bunch of wankers who can't do our jobs properly, so should be in your place."
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| 58. | spin alley | ||
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Wherever there is a big candidates' debate there is Spin Alley. After the debate, journalists have to write stories, produce TV packages. For this they need quotes and authorized knowers who can talk on camera.
There to provide such are the spinners: hired guns, stand-ins, soulmates who agree to meet the press after the debate to explain why their candidate "won." Of course this is a verdict known in advance; however that fact too is known in advance, so no one really minds. Spin Alley will live again in whatever large, air-conditioned room is next designated for the ritual. Unless it's stopped. After the debate, I took the press shuttle back to the media center -- and to the small section therein blatantly designated "Spin Alley," ringed on three sides by bare-bones makeshift broadcast platforms and stuffed to capacity with reporters, camera crews and politicos. Everywhere you looked there were clusters of media people surrounding spinners and surrogates, whose names were printed on laminated red signs held high above the crowd by aides. I felt like I was standing in the middle of one of my own damn cartoons come to life.
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| 59. | 4-kids | ||
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A company which aquires shows (usealy from Japan in the from of anime and based on a fanchise or videogame) and dubs them, usaly for a TV-Y audiance.
Many fans of anime have comtempt for 4-kids as thier editing practeses usaly distort the program to such an extent that it bares no resemblence to the sorce material. Shows Dubed by 4-Kids include Pokémon (Other wise known as "Pocket Monsters) Yu-gi-oh (Yu-Gi-Oh: Duel Monsters) Ultimate Muscle (Kinikuman: 2nd Generation) Kirby: Right back at ya! (Kirby) F-Zero: GP legend (F-Zero: Falcon Legend) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shaman King One Piece To date, 4-kids have only created one unique show, being the latest incarnation of the popular "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" which has been prased by fans for it's Batman levels of darkness. "Dude, what you watchin?"
"One Piece, 4-kids realy fucked it up" "I know, the rap opening sucks!" "The clown music ain't much to write home about ether.." |
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| 60. | spontaneous dental hydroplosion | ||
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When your teeth turns to liquid and drips down the back of your throat. When your assistant to the regional manager at your work asks you to fill out an anonymous paper with diseases or disabilities that you would like covered in your health care plan- write down spontaneous dental hydroplosion in case your teeth turn to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.
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| 61. | Zip-Bap | ||
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There's a back story to this one. Legend tells of a tale: an man whose name has been lost to the ages was riding a bus in Toronto Canada where a man and his girlfriend were having an argument. At a certain point, the man unzipped his pants, stood up, and hit the woman in the face with his exposed penis. She immediately became silent and remained that way for the rest of the trip. This is a Zip-bap! Bitch if you don't shut your mouth I will zip-bap you into next week!
I swear if you don't write to me I will zip-bap you across the continent. "Dude what was with you and Mary the other night?" "Shit man she was being nuts, I almost had to give her a zip-bap" |
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| 62. | Framingham High School | ||
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This school is all about racism. If you havn't already, see Framingham (#11 is the perfect definition). This will give you a background on the kind of people that goto this school. The whole palce is very racially diverse, even the fucking FHS webstie says it. Anyways, racism is what defines this school. Niggas rule the school basically, but don't mistake that with the vast amount of wigger white boys. See, tons of them came from like walsh and camron and they think they are black, but when shit goes down, where are they? No where bitches, they run...they aint gangstas but they think if they dress in ecko and tall tees even though they're like 5ft tall that that makes them hard. Fuck no! They talk maaaad trash but every now and then they go too far and we gotta knock some of em out. Then there are fucking tons of brazillian / protugese / mexican kids. For the purpose of space and that I am a lazy ass that doesn't want to type that a lot, we will group them all into a category called brazixacans. Don't get me wrong, there are some dope brazixacan girls and some cool brazixacan guys, but most of them look like they are 30 years old + and they will cut they shit out of you in line for lunch. You get in there mad early and you're like "fuck yes I'm gunna get lunch mad fast" Think again bitch. All of mexico will cut in front of you. On a side note, Ms. Redboard and the rest of the administrators will fucking guard the shit out of t... more...
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| 63. | man marker | ||
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Refered to a penis that is used to write on someones face after sex with semen secretions. See mushroom stamp I signed my name on Jills back with my man marker.
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