writ of douchebaggery 

A license to behave like a douchebag. Notable holders include President George W. Bush and Attorney General John Ashcroft.

Ashcroft's prosecuting people for medicinal marijuana use? He must have invoked his writ of douchebaggery.

writ of douchebaggery by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

writ of douchebaggery 

The fictional statute that allows government officials to withhold information on the grounds of being a douchebag. Coined by the Daily Show's Jon Stewart.

"Dude, I'm no lawyer, but you have to invoke *something*. Fifth amendment, executive privilege, writ of douchebaggery?" ~Jon Stewart

writ of douchebaggery by Anne O. Nymous August 16, 2004

Writ of Douchebaggery 

As mentioned on "The Daily Show with John Stewart."

An imaginary document that gives one the right to be a Douchebag without harmful consequences. However it must be invoked or the individual who fails to invoke it can and will be subjected to harsh punishment from those offended. Without the invocation of the Writ, the Douchebag holds no rights, and no protective measures will be taken to prevent harm to their genitals.

Due to the fact that Doug had failed to invoke the Writ of Douchebaggery before Donkey Punching his girlfriend, he woke up in the middle of the night to find his testicals in a vice.

Writ of Douchebaggery by Wu's Ya Daddy January 29, 2005

writ of certiorari 

an action stating that the supreme court will hear a case that has been appealed to it

the writ of certiorari allowed larry flint to appear before the supreame court

writ of certiorari by daneil December 6, 2004

writ of execution 

What the hot-tempered Queen of Hearts would have needed to actually chop off the heads of any of her subjects whom she happened to be displeased at.

Since the King of Hearts quietly told all of the condemned croquet-players, "you are all of you pardoned", it seems fairly doubtful that he would actually have scribed out a writ of execution in any instance, especially if it was merely because his wife the Queen wanted it so.

writ of execution by QuacksO March 3, 2019

Writo 

USed to describe a minor error made when writing on paper. A combination of 'Write' and 'Typo'.

I lost a mark on the test because of a stupid writo.

Writo by The Dragon Swordsman October 14, 2004

writo 

Writo means the same thing as typo, but you made a mistake in writing instead of typing

(Person) made a writo; instead of writing "hamburger" they wrote "hmabruger"

(Person) made a writo by forgetting to capitalize the first letter of their sentence.

writo by ThisMerhorseUwU February 9, 2023