wrinkle rod

The man's vagina killing tool!! Or penis!!

Joe told Sam that Sally rode the fuck out of my wrinkle rod last night till she passed out. If you don't believe me look it up!! No dat!!

by Blue muffin December 14, 2017

gut wrinkles

the lines between the rolls of fat on an obese person, which sometimes accumulate foul smelling body odour. Can also be used to refer to the ugly stretch marks a female has on the gut after child birth.

oh my god look at the gut wrinkles on that fat chick, she should wear a moo moo to cover that up.

by monkeypig January 7, 2012

dusty wrinkle

A pussy that has not had a good fucking in a while!

That chick hasn't been fucked in over a year her snatch is like a dusty wrinkle

by A.a.ron t man December 28, 2015

wrinkle fest

Large group or gathering full of old people;
Pertaining to an excessive amount of elderly or wrinkles

The cruise trip was a wrinkle fest.
My girlfriend's vagina is a wrinkle fest

by jogobean September 17, 2014

Penis wrinkle

A term that describes Lazy people they are like penis wrinkles. Someone else has to do all the work to make them go away.

That guy leaning against the wall watching everyone else work is like a penis wrinkle. Soon as all the work is done he will disappear.

by Caveman100 January 26, 2015

Wrinkle Muffin

A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.

Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:

GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.

by MrFuneralFog February 9, 2011

bitch wrinkle

another word for the female vagina; was used/created by the bloodhound gang for one of their songs.

men prefer a bitch wrinkle that is clean shaven.

by paris (not hilton) March 25, 2006