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Carl Everett once said "I hate wrigley field. They need to implode it."
Ozzie Guillen: (holding world series trophy) Gotta love thing thing called October Baseball.
2. Where at?
1. Wrigley Field.
2. Really? The same park that the Cubs swept the White Sox in?
1. That'd be the place!
Go Cubbies, World Series Champs '04!!!!
Soxs fan: that dumb! FUCK NO! lets go to Comiskey a stadium that wont kill you while your on the inside of it.
Guy #2: Nah, only fags go there, and besides, why go there when u can watch some real baseball at US Cellular Field?
"Yeah man, gonna call her tonight I think. Maybe go out have a few drinks."
"Hey, you remember who won the game?"
"No man, didnt even pay attention."
"Lets call Mark to find out, he must have watched it on TV"
White Sox Fan: "Uh, no thanx. What, do I look like a fag? I'm going to US Cellular Field today; a real baseball field with a real team where real baseball fans go to actually watch the game."
Cubs Fan: "My team's park is cooler."
White Sox Fan: "My team has a World Series title in the last 100 years."
Cubs Fan: "....."
White Sox Fan: "Exactly."