a fake sport in which men in tights get to play with each other in front of a large audience
all that wrestling on tv is for losers and homos that think they're tough because they watch it
by BB May 15, 2005
Wrestling – An excuse for high school boys to wear leotards and rub vigorously up against each other. They work out to look cute for each other, and shave their body hair for, ummm, aerodynamics maybe?
“Look at the buns on that wrestler”

“Yeah, I hope he makes our wrestling squad!”
by Plastic Cawk March 24, 2007
1. absolute stupidity organized into rounds and matches.

2. the only sport where you can get disqualified for getting a woodie.

3. The only sport where you can die from "penetration", which is why you get disqualified for having a boner.

4. a sport which incorparates 2 pairs of balls that collide at high speeds and vigorously rub together.

5. Olympic wrestling is excluded from all above definitions except for definition 2, I believe.
Boxing is tougher than wrestling N00bidly N00bs!
Its another for of entertainment. It is oftimes dismissed as fake and gay...by those who dont watch the show, just the little specials about how it is fake. Fake or not, it is a great form of entertainment in which men and women with brilliant athletic abilities and amazing drive and it is bullshit to say that they dont get hurt. Obviously, some of the stunts are false, especially the hammer hits and strikes, HOWEVER, it is quite hard to fake a polish hammer to the nose of big boot the head. As well, it gives great pointer on how to inflict some serious pain on anyone who you see fit.
~and yes, I do take pleasure in the pain of my enemies~
as a side note, for all of you homophobes and wrestling bashers, fight one of em, and see how easily you get snapped in half.
~yo, dog, i put that nigga in an ankle lock
~oh shnap, what happened?
~i popped that niggas foot off, that shit popped
~Damn, nigga, where'd you learn that shit?
~Smackdown, Kurt Angle did that shit.
~I thought that shit was fake
~Hell yeah, but shit, you learn how to do some REAL mean shit.
~So when's your court hearing
~Tuesday
by Shanjay March 23, 2005
A sport in which people in it think its the hardest thing ever, until they have done other sports and then they realize that it really isnt harder or cooler than most other sports.
I thought wrestling was hard, but then swam across the ocean and it really isnt that hard anymore.
by w00000000000t December 20, 2005
A gay sport where boys wear spandex and touch each other; an excuse to have other men rub your penis
I learned this new wrestling move,its called chucking oil. Its where you stick your thumb up their ass-hole. Let me show you sweet cheeks....
by lightpost July 19, 2006
A type of sports entertainment which has superstars risking their lives day in and day out for the enjoyment of the fans.
"I cannot stand when people make ignorant and disrespectful comments about our business and the performers within it. I think it’s ludicrous to question the incredible athleticism of any of the WWE Superstars. We’ve labeled what we do as entertainment, but you must be a real dumbass if you think wrestlers don’t get hurt getting slammed around on a wooden and steal ring over 200 days a year. I think we’re the toughest athletes out there because we never have an off season. We’re non-stop. We’re year-round."
by Godzilla ratus June 07, 2004
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