A sport created by several founding homosexuals. Wrestlers wear tight, silky singlets so that they can display their minuscule packages to other wrestlers as a means to publicly be gay while still being accepted as straight douchebags.
Dude! Let's go to the wrestling match tonight! I'm in the mood to watch some guy-on-guy action!
by C-Tar May 18, 2011
A youth, highschool, college, and prossional sport. Known to be one of the hardest there is. Really it is a load of overly intense coaches who do tihngs like hand out bumper stickers and t-shirts to make up for the fact that everyone else thinks its a joke. Although a vigorous and demanding sport, it is much less evolved than better sports like football and hockey. Also, it has the same type of "team" feel that those sports have, but wrestlers tend to push it further because of society's idea that the counterculture the sport has created is pretty pathetic, which it very much is.
Coach: If you do wrestling, you can do anything!

Some normal person: Its just a sport, man.

Wrestler: Did he call us gay!? I don't fucking like dudes! Lets pin him down!
by JJ9342 December 03, 2007
The only sport in which groping and dry humping your opponent is considered acceptable. Invented by homosexual Greek Olympiads in the early 1300s B.C., it was originally played completely in the nude. Modern society has rejected this style professionally, but homosexuals still practice the original tradition worldwide. In modern instances of this sport, heterosexual men have embraced this sport for proving to themselves that they are indeed better than the smarter and smaller men and claim that writhing on the floor with another man is merely for the athletic purposes.
Sure, wrestling may be a rigorous activity, but it's a little too awkward for me.
by Cannibalistic Cucumber January 04, 2011
a very difficult and challenging sport where two people use series of moves and take downs to pin their opponent, all in three matches of 2 minutes. most people think wrestling as a gay sport, that is probably because it is. once you do wrestling for a long ass time, you have to devote all, not most, but all of your time to it, losing you social life and cool friends. this turns you into one of those faggot wrestlers that think they are so tight and tough and think nobody knows how wrestling really is and you could kick their ass. you cant. go ahead and fuck with some hoodrat gang and theyll blow your head off. yea i guess thats unfair because you didnt wrestle with them but, cry about it. thats life. sure, i did wrestling and i know it is probably the hardest sport to play and i gave it a good 3 years. i think its tight that you guys are doing that shit. i just realized when i saw older wrestlers that no one liked them and they had the maturity of a fifth grader. and i knew i didnt want to be like them. the point is, not all people are saying wrestlers are gay, just weird and stupid. stop whining that no one knows the real wrestling, because most of us do. its just an unusual sport. so shut the fuck up and stop whining, stick to your sport, and we'll start to forget about it and stop bugging you. jesus christ you guys are fucking annoying. i guess i just believe that a sport shouldnt eat up your whole life, maybe im crazy
wrestler - "why dont you try wrestling? oh yea, you would get fucked up!"

non wrestler - "no, because i dont want to go to military school once im out of highschool, fucking cunt"
by reed delobenfels January 04, 2008
An ironic sport in which homophobic young men participate in homoerotic displays.
While wrestling Billy, Jake got an unexpected erection.
by John Doe 81 January 17, 2009
A primitive sport in which two men grapple with one another in attempt to pin their adversary. Everyone who is involved in wrestling seems to think it is the toughest, coolest, and most difficult sport there is. Everyone uninvolved seems to take the view that it is unintelligent and homo-erotic(not that there's anything wrong with that).
WRESTLING IS THE FUCKING TOUGHEST, COOLEST, AND MOST DIFFICULT SPORT THERE IS!!!!!!

Wrestling is unintelligent and homo-erotic - not that there's anything wrong with that.
by John Wesley Harding April 27, 2008
A sport in which heterosexual males can have rub their bodies together with other heterosexual males without the activity being seen as homosexual.
John: Hey! Do you wanna wrestle?

Joe: Yeah! Wrestling is fun! I love having guys twisting themselves between my thighs! Genital-to-genital is fun too!

John: Okay. Strip off all your clothing except for this small band of cloth. Now we can start rolling on the ground together! Yay!
by The Dark Horseman August 06, 2009

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