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wrestling is the most bad ass sport out their! often kids make fun of you can call you gay cause you lay on the ground touching men! they are just pussy's that don't want to get hurt and badly beaten! wrestling is the closest thing to a street fight as you can get with being legal! you practice in a 90+ degrees room with 30 men who are sweating like hell trying to make weight! you run wrestle run more practice n run stairs over n over n at sometimes wear up to 5 layers of clothes to sweat Ur balls off to make your weight! so for all those pussy's who make fun of u cuz your a wrestle tell them 2 take it 2 the mate n than call me a pussy!
wrestling is for gay men who like to cuddle on a mat! HELL NO!
by wwecena948 September 27, 2010
Fuck WWE, thats all fake actors and special effects.

REAL wrestling involves training with what I call either a monkey or a tank. Monkeys are the small 100 to 145 pounders who throw and toss as easily as breathing. Tanks are big motherfuckers who basically compete in sumo matches and can weigh anywhere from 175 to 284.9 pounds. The training sessions are INTENSE, sometimes lasting all day. If youre going out for wrestling, dont bother eating. You will need to lose weight, and if by some miracle you dont, you will most likely puke during training anyways. Then comes match day, not game day. All the training, practice and lack of food ignites a fire only a true wrestler knows. 6 minutes in the ring will decide the victor. After the end of the season, it is common for a wrestler to feel like wrestling anyone who crosses his path to exert dominance and train for next season. Should the words be uttered "I'll wrestle ya for it; Who wants to wrestle"; or anything implying a fight, a true wrestler cannot, under any circumstance, resist. He, or she, will wrestle until they win, or die.
"dude, youre gonna be wrestling a guy who weighs 283. Too bad youre 195."
by Cartmaniac June 22, 2009
the act in when 2 guys rub each other homosexually on the ground its practically dry sex
guy 1: yo bro meet u at the mats latr and do some wrestling ;]?

guy 2: yeea babe =*
by realsoocer July 13, 2011
glorified sodomy in an enclosed space, involving 2 people of the same gender groping each other.
ok. i love wrestling with you every night
by thegreatmelikenootherbefore March 15, 2011
A sport created by several founding homosexuals. Wrestlers wear tight, silky singlets so that they can display their minuscule packages to other wrestlers as a means to publicly be gay while still being accepted as straight douchebags.
Dude! Let's go to the wrestling match tonight! I'm in the mood to watch some guy-on-guy action!
by C-Tar May 18, 2011
a very very hard sport that, come on guys, is just a little bit gay.
non-westler: so wrestling is a sport where you dont eat for a week and almost kill yourslef in practace 5 days in a row so you can wake up at 4:30 in the morning to spend 14 hours in a gym packed with 500 other sweaty dudes.
wrestler: yha dude sounds hard as fuck hu.
non-wrestler: yha its way harder then anything ive ever done, but its also just a little gay
by uknowit'strue April 05, 2009
The only sport in which groping and dry humping your opponent is considered acceptable. Invented by homosexual Greek Olympiads in the early 1300s B.C., it was originally played completely in the nude. Modern society has rejected this style professionally, but homosexuals still practice the original tradition worldwide. In modern instances of this sport, heterosexual men have embraced this sport for proving to themselves that they are indeed better than the smarter and smaller men and claim that writhing on the floor with another man is merely for the athletic purposes.
Sure, wrestling may be a rigorous activity, but it's a little too awkward for me.
by Cannibalistic Cucumber January 04, 2011