|1.||wrestling the bald headed champ|
Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.
the act of rubbing one out while avoiding doing things you actually need to do.
i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.
|3.||pound one out|
To play with yourself. When you have only a few minutes to choke the chicken.
Jason told me he had time to pound one out before he went to work.
|4.||Bashing the Bishop|
to masturbate (male) see flicking the bean for ladies
also known as
having a tug/ one man tug o'war
choking the chicken
wrestling with your bald headed champ
i went home last nite an saw that courtney cox on the tele!!, i tell thee wot, i went straight to bed and bashed the bishop!!!!
|5.||flogging the hog|
(v) male masturbation
I called up Aaron, but he was flogging the hog and said he'd call back later.