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1. wrestling the bald headed champ
Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.
2. procrasturbating
the act of rubbing one out while avoiding doing things you actually need to do.
i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.
3. pound one out
To play with yourself. When you have only a few minutes to choke the chicken.
Jason told me he had time to pound one out before he went to work.
4. Bashing the Bishop
to masturbate (male) see flicking the bean for ladies
also known as

having a tug/ one man tug o'war
wanking
choking the chicken
or
wrestling with your bald headed champ
i went home last nite an saw that courtney cox on the tele!!, i tell thee wot, i went straight to bed and bashed the bishop!!!!
by hanz weiss Dec 13, 2003 add a video
5. flogging the hog
(v) male masturbation
I called up Aaron, but he was flogging the hog and said he'd call back later.
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