| 1. | Dorm Wrestling | ||
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When two gay men are engaging in sex inside a dorm that they both share. The slang and definition are believed to come from some branch of the military when two gay men said they were wrestling as an excuse for being walked in on while in the act of sex. A classic case of dorm wrestling:
Serviceman Johnson and Serviceman Hernandez were caught engaging in intercourse when their 1st Lieutenant walked in on the act. "WTF are you guys doing!?" asked the 1st Lieutenant, to which the servicemen replied, "Uh... we were wrestling... and we slipped." |
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| 2. | Wrestling the Midget | ||
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slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.) Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her. Man 1: What did she do? Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history. Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice... |
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| 3. | wrestling gators | ||
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performing a homosexual act Rumor has it she is wrestling gators.
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| 4. | bed wrestling | ||
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Slang term for engaging in intercourse "Dude, I was bed wrestling with this chick last night and her dog started to lick my ass"
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| 5. | Dumark | ||
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The opposite of a smark: the wrestling fan that cheers for who they're told to, as opposed to wrestlers with far more talent who put on far superior matches, no matter how detrimental to the product that person truly is.
This is especially prevalent in the WWE and TNA - orginisations that thrive on the crowd not thinking for themselves. "Stop cheering for John Cena, you braindead dumark."
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| 6. | Gig | ||
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When a wrestler is hit in the face with an object that is most likely to make him bleed (such as a chair) and while he is on the ground he cuts his head (because wrestling is fake and he isn't bleeding from the hit ) and when he gets up the blood starts to flow out of his head at this point he is giging.
The word gig is used because the wrestler is doing his job (the more commonly known slang for a job gig) (Sitting with a friend watching wrestling)
-Random Guy "Man he just hit the crap out of him with that chair" -Random Guy 2"Oh now he's giging I see him cutting his forehead" -Random Guy "Oh yeah he's bleeding now he's giging pretty bad |
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| 7. | kid cupid | ||
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Slang term for a homosexual wrestler. Dude, he didn't get into wrestling for the competition. He's a kid cupid.
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