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Plastic Wrap Special 

A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.
“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”

Winter Wrap Up 

Time of the year when ponies, unicorn, and pegasus who live in Ponyville work together and literally get rid of Winter and get ready for Spring. Magic is not allowed during this event since Ponyville was founded by Earth ponies who lack magical powers that unicorns possess. Jobs include: Retrieving the animals who went south for the Winter, waking up the animals who went into hibernation for the Winter, clearing the sky of clouds for the sun to warm the lands of Equestria, and plowing the lands for the crops and making sure they have a fair amount of food for the rest of the year.
Applejack: Nuts Twilight, you used magic in Winter Wrap Up! That's not how we do it around here, Twilight, and especially not on my farm!
Also Ghost Radio's favorite brony song of all time!
Winter Wrap Up by BALLER FRIDAY August 29, 2011

wrap artist 

Someone with a talent ("gift") for wrapping presents.
Hey, you hear about Cristy? She just got a job as a wrap artist for a gift boutique to help pay her way through design school.
wrap artist by brainyuck June 7, 2011

woman wrapper 

A Nigerian term denoting a male whose actions and ideas are geared towards gaining the approval and/or affection of females.
John: That Charles guy told Sarah what we did in boys’ hostel yesterday.

Mark: Charles na woman wrapper I swear. He will do anything for girls to give him attention.
woman wrapper by alhajimadness November 15, 2017

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

hungarian wrap-around 

When you are making out with a random Eastern European person while standing in close proximity to someone with whom you'd much rather be making out (a.k.a. Your soulmate). Your soulmate must also be slaying a rando, preferably a serviceman. Eye contact with your soulmate is required.
Friend 1: "Yo, did you see Ryan giving Nicole the Hungarian Wrap-Around at the tent dance last night?"

Friend 2: "Yea she was totally crushing Fat Coasty with her mouth. But also, Ryan is a fucking chotch."

Friend 1: "Yea seriously. Next time I see him carrying his fucking orgo-playset, I'm going to jandro that shit."

Friend 3 (while shoulder shrugging): "Ayyyyyyy"

Friends 1 & 2: "Shut the fuck up, Cem"
hungarian wrap-around by Jandro69 November 5, 2013