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1.
crying while masturbating
"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.
by We are going to hell November 07, 2005
 
2.
A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"
by sanfud n sun April 16, 2006