Wrangling the snake

This phrase means to "masturbate". As a snake is long, skinny and rounded like a penis. And wrangling means to tend or round up, which is what your are doing to the snake or your penis.

Guy 1: Hey girl mind wrangling the snake.
Female Snake Enthusiast: Wow really. Sure I'll do it, where is it at?
Guy 1: *whips out penis* Get to wrangling!

Wrangling the snake by Stonewell December 22, 2019

titty wrangling 

When a flirty female (more often than not a ‘mudshark’) mocks your manhood with her breasts in a tarty fashion but despite your advances won’t bring them out of their shoulder holders, at which point you assist her in freeing them from their wire bra stables.

This chick has been giving me the run around for months now and she still teases me like this. It's about time to do a little titty wrangling!!

titty wrangling by Sayf-Guey Mayne June 20, 2011

Elite Wrangling 

When playing Co-op Halo on Mythic, it is the act of killing an elite by having your friend distract him whilst you sneak up from behind to assassinate him. This is done because their shields are so strong that almost no amount of bullets will kill them. Can also be performed on Promethean Knights.

Phil: Hey, there's a new batch of Campaign challenges this week.

Jared: Sweet. Ready for some Elite Wrangling?

Elite Wrangling by Tino4488 March 14, 2013

skank wrangling

The act of taking one for the team. Doing a skank in order to get something she has access to.

Tim was skank wrangling to get tickets to the Browns game.

skank wrangling by Therickman June 16, 2005

Spaff Wrangling 

Ensuring a cowboy's ten-gallon hat is full to the brim with manky-man-splash.

I got caught spaff wrangling, but I only got the electric chair.

Spaff Wrangling by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

Thigh Wrangling 

When a man of obscene girth can no longer reach his penis to masturbate, he will simply use his inner thighs until orgasm is achieved.

If a fat man is sweating and out of breath while sitting at his desk, he has been 'Thigh Wrangling'.

Thigh Wrangling by PinkGuru December 31, 2008

squirrel wrangling 

The act of dealing with difficult people or handling a lot of things going on at once.

Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.

To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.

I was really impressed with the governor's squirrel wrangling at the press conference today.

squirrel wrangling by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011