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1) 99 calories! Wowcher!

2) *waxes leg* Wowcher!
3) Oh my wowcher, I can't believe you just did that!
wowcher by Cescix_14 December 13, 2016
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wowcrazy 

The response to a situation where something is so unbelievable that a single word cannot incapsulate your reaction, therefore a new word is required that expresses shock, disbelief, and excitement.
"There are thousands of the bioluminescence in one spot, actually I'm going to go ahead and say there are millions... wowcrazy!"
wowcrazy by TeamPR2013 March 22, 2013
Typical reaction when someone does something to themselves that is completely painful yet insanely cool.
Boggs: My buddy got Converse All Stars shoes tattooed on both his feet.
Goz: What the shit? His whole feet?
Boggs: Fuck yeah! His feet look like two pairs of Chucks.
Goz: Wowch! That is soooo gnarley, no pain no gain!
Wowch by PDXJohnny99 May 6, 2013
Getting hooked on World of Warcraft for so long that you forget about real life.
John has spent the last six months playing world of warcraft; this wowcoma has kept him from doing any homework, changing clothes, or eating.
wowcoma by aphitoblomov September 9, 2010
An exclamation. A mix of wow and ouch, as in being suprised by the astonishing pain or shock of what just happened.
"I just read that the Queen called Princess Diana a whore...wowch!"
wowch by Troy J. Jones January 17, 2008
Signifying more pain than a simple “Ouch!” justifies.
Wowch! I just stubbed my toe on a curb!
wowch by cwilly3 August 28, 2009