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WOW
WOW (Whip 'em Out Wednesdays)
Greatest radio promotion of all time, created by the "Opie & Anthony" radio show. Listeners would place "WOW" bumper stickers on their cars, and on Wednesdays, women fans were encouraged to flah their bare breasts at cars with the stickers on them.
"Now ladies, be sure to WOW those cars today. Make some poor guy's day by giving him a treat on his way home."
by Abe April 12, 2004
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9.
wow
An interjection used to express amazement.
Wow, that's a big house!
by Erin Catherine May 30, 2008
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10.
wow
World of WarCraft. A subscription based massive multiplayer online role playing game released by Blizzard in November 2004. It is currently the largest of its kind in the world with over five million subscribers world wide (over one million in the United States). After level 60, there is very little you can accomplish unless you schedule time to play daily. Many have fallen into the trap of playing this game, and needing to get that next piece of “1337” gear to impress “n00bs” in Ironforge.

In order to become powerful enough to dominate everyone in PvP combat without trying, you need to collect the most powerful raiding armor sets. This usually requires large guilds composed of mostly high school and college students/dropouts or fat unemployed people in their 40’s cursing and complaining and making gay references over Ventrilo or Teamspeak. There is often a point system, and a lot of drama involved in gaining gear. These guilds are rarely managed by anyone with any real marketable management skill.

Long term exposure to this game has hazardous side effects to ones life. Before you know it, your friend base starts shrinking. Your wife/girlfriend leaves. You become bitter, and play the game even more to escape while popping down your Prozac with lukewarm Mountain Dew. You had four jobs with periods of unemployment in the past year, and you live in your parents basement while posting up generalized, uncited, bias, unproven generalized and opinionated rants on some message board bitching about how something is out of balance. The few friends you have left (who all also play WoW) at your community college (which you have been in for 6 years only to stay on your parents insurance plan) use terms like DPS in real life conversations.

Most can greatly improve their life situation by quitting the game. It’s not so much of what the game does, but rather what it prevents you from doing while playing. Once liberated from WoW, those extra 30-120 hours a week can be put to productive use.
Yeah, Joe used to be the star quarterback. He also had a hot girlfriend, and a academic scholarship to Harvard. Now, he is in his mid 20’s still living at home always playing WoW. Almost never hear from him anymore.
by Xeal June 22, 2006
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11.
wow
1) an expression of awe.

2) an acronym for a popular online game known as World of Warcraft.
1) WOW!!!! that was intense.

2) by far Leeroy Jenkins is the stupidest person in the history of WoW. but atleast he has chicken.
by atleast I got chicken March 02, 2008
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12.
wow
to say when you cant think of anything else to say.
Person 1: I am actually turning gay.
Person 2: Wow.
by kinkyk1019 July 03, 2009
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13.
wow
A word that everyone uses when they don't have anything else to say, and if they are slightly appalled by current events.
Jimmy: I just watched Fight Club for the eighteenth time.
Lucy: Oh wow.
by sydney&cisco July 10, 2008
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14.
wow
the word "wow" can be used when somebody says something stupid, when you realize something you should've known a looong time ago, when you are told something unexpected, when you are insulted very very badly, whenever someone says something pervy and stupid, when you see something amazing, when you are kissed..XD, and just whenever you feel like it. WOW!
aand now for some examples:

"the sky is blue!!" "wow."

"dudee!! ur supposed to write with a pencil!!" "ohh really??" "wow. just wow."

"im pregnant!" "wow."

"you follow your own poopy!!!" "wow."

"eddy sucks gab's dick!" "just wow."

*sees something amazing* "wow."

*kisses* "woow."


"WOW...JUST WOW..!"
by mz. zoi February 21, 2009
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