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25.
WoW
short for World of Warcraft. A very very very very very very addicting game that will consume your life forever. if you want to sit on your computer all night and eat potato chips go for it and buy this game. WARNING: You WILL lose ALL friends you have unless they play wow too. You will GAIN friends over the internet.
girl: hey wanna go to the movies tonight
guy: nope, sorry busy.
girl: why?
guy: wow.
girl: what?
guy: world of warcraft.
girl: ok...what's so interesting about this..world of warcraft?
guy: oh not much, you can chat on the internet while leveling up by completing quests by killing animals and creatures and finding certain things, while talking on ventrilo with your buddies.
girl: ....
guy: actually tonight i am raiding serpent shrine cavern and tempest keep. we are planning on getting vashj down, maybe kael.Then i'm going to PvP, trying to get enough arena points to get some vengful gladiator pieces. May level my alt mage for a little after that and possibly do some dailies, i'm kinda poor. only got 400g trying to save up for an epic flying mount. And after that i'll prolly go to sleep. have to get up early tomorrow, were trying our first run at hyjal, Play all day, then i'll be free for about two hours if you wanna go see something then.
girl: ONLY two hours?
guy: well, yeah, i have to go to zul' aman.
girl: ....get a life...nerd.....
guy: ....
girl: bye.....
guy: goodbye....
guy drives home, gets on computer...:hey guys sending out invites yet?
guildie: almost
guildie #2: hey anyone a JC?
guy: i am
guildie #2: craft me some gems plz
guy: ok
guildie: invites going out.
guildie #3: anyone need summons?
guy: yeah, lemme craft some gems then send me one
guildie #4: send me one plz.
guildie #5: me too.
guildie #6: same.
...few hours into raid....
guildie #7: TIMES UP LETS DO THIS LEEROY JENKINS!!!!
guy: leeroy your just stupid
guidie #7: atleast i have chicken.
guy: ...............
....next day.....
guy: so we clearing ZA today?
guildie #4: heck yeah man.
...3 days later....
raid leader: YOU IDIOT GET OUT OF SPOUT
....4 days later....
raid leader: omg dude? get away from people when theres a shatter! and get out of cave in's
...few days later...
raid leader: OMFG..WTF...ATTACK THE CHAINS!!!
...hour later...
raid leader: FLAME WREATH DON'T MOVE
...guy moves..
raid leader: GKICK
...calls girl...
girl: hello
guy: hey wanna see a movie?
by geekfreek December 17, 2007
 
1.
wow
Acronym for the game World of Warcraft.
I can't wait until WOW comes out, d00d!
by Barry September 06, 2004
 
2.
wow
A game that consumes your life and eventually decays your friendships to the point where a little kid named jordan follows you all over the internet world just so he can be in the same vent channel with you as you play this gay game. See Kaos

A game that's pointless because it is endless and gives you no true accomplishment in life other frustrating when you're screaming furiously in vent, "OMG a NPC just walked up and stole my experience!"
K has connect.

"So kaos is alive"
"No I'm in the middle of a 84 hour WoW marathon. I haven't seen sunlight in 2 and a half days and Jordan is beginning to look attractive. So, what's up?"

K has been kicked.
by Tony March 31, 2005
 
3.
wow
an exclamation of surprise, not a videogame.
wow, world of warcraft is gay.
by Zombocom May 01, 2007
 
4.
WOW
Acronym for World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft consumes every part of your life until eventually you have no friends because when they come over to visit you don't pay any attention to them and your "real" friends are the ones you talk to on vent while playing WOW, you lose your girlfriend because she no longer exists next to Warcraft, you start smoking in your room because your too involved in the game to go outside, lose all interest in going outside or having sex, you lose your job and eventually have to move home with you parents...
I left my boyfriend because he left me for WOW.
by Shannon Elizabeth July 21, 2005
 
5.
WoW
In 2004, Blizzard Entertainment released World of Warcraft (WoW), and it became the largest massive multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) the world has ever seen. It takes place four years after the previous game left off, Warcraft III The Frozen Throne, an RTS (real time strategy), and the setting is in the world of Azeroth. It lets players portray one (at a time) out of the eight dominant races of Azeroth. The races are divided into two teams, the Horde and Alliance. On the Alliance there are the humans, elves, gnomes, and dwarves. On the Horde there are the orcs, trolls, tarrun, and undead. There are also several classes to chose from. Some are warlock, mage, rogue, warrior, etc. Within the world players can interact with others, the environment, buy, trade, make, and sell, goods, do over 3000+ quests, and much, much more. As of now, 5.5 million people play this game worldwide.
WARNING! This game is extremely addictive. Unless you would like to have no friends in real life for a long time, DO NOT play this game. I myself went though weeks of withdrawal when I stopped playing. After I stopped, my GPA went up from 2.8, to 3.9. This is proof of how consuming this game truly is.
James: Hey Jack, want to go hang out with us at the mall?
Jack: No, I have a 9:00pm MC raid. Plus some guildies and I were going to gank Xroads. I also need to go get 2 more arcanite bars to make a core marksmen rifle. And after that I promised some noobies I would esscort them though Deadmines.
James: Ok... What about tommorow?
Jack: Sorry, I can't. I have a 11:00am ZG raid, and then right after that I doing a guild BG in AV at 5:00pm. And after that, I'm going to try and get an Blade of Hanna in Blackrock Spire.
James: WoW really does rule your life.
by Robert H. Greene May 07, 2006
 
6.
WOW
Short for Whipped, Owned and Wrapped. Refers to when a guy is so totally dominated by a woman that he is whipped and owned by her and wrapped around her finger.
Jerry is totally WOW'd by Niranjana
by Neerabix March 07, 2010
 
7.
WoW
A very dangerous computer games that involves, but is not limited to, killing social life, decreasing GPA, developing hermit-like characteristics. Its the best MMORPG, but also one of the most addictive games of all time. Trust me, it will take over your life. You cannot casually play this game.
Non-WoW player: Hey man, you coming to graduation tonight?
WoW Player: And miss the MC run, i don't think so.
Non-WoW player: What about to the party afterwards?
WoW Player: No way! 7pm to 4am is when I hit up WSG and AB, you know that.
by I warn you August 28, 2006