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10.
wow
World of WarCraft. A subscription based massive multiplayer online role playing game released by Blizzard in November 2004. It is currently the largest of its kind in the world with over five million subscribers world wide (over one million in the United States). After level 60, there is very little you can accomplish unless you schedule time to play daily. Many have fallen into the trap of playing this game, and needing to get that next piece of “1337” gear to impress “n00bs” in Ironforge.

In order to become powerful enough to dominate everyone in PvP combat without trying, you need to collect the most powerful raiding armor sets. This usually requires large guilds composed of mostly high school and college students/dropouts or fat unemployed people in their 40’s cursing and complaining and making gay references over Ventrilo or Teamspeak. There is often a point system, and a lot of drama involved in gaining gear. These guilds are rarely managed by anyone with any real marketable management skill.

Long term exposure to this game has hazardous side effects to ones life. Before you know it, your friend base starts shrinking. Your wife/girlfriend leaves. You become bitter, and play the game even more to escape while popping down your Prozac with lukewarm Mountain Dew. You had four jobs with periods of unemployment in the past year, and you live in your parents basement while posting up generalized, uncited, bias, unproven generalized and opinionated rants on some message board bitching about how something is out of balance. The few friends you have left (who all also play WoW) at your community college (which you have been in for 6 years only to stay on your parents insurance plan) use terms like DPS in real life conversations.

Most can greatly improve their life situation by quitting the game. It’s not so much of what the game does, but rather what it prevents you from doing while playing. Once liberated from WoW, those extra 30-120 hours a week can be put to productive use.
Yeah, Joe used to be the star quarterback. He also had a hot girlfriend, and a academic scholarship to Harvard. Now, he is in his mid 20’s still living at home always playing WoW. Almost never hear from him anymore.
by Xeal June 22, 2006
 
113.
wow
a good game that eventualy gets boring after a few months. and will eventualy take yr sous
travis:i have to play wow forever
Me: pussy
by Willie the Great March 25, 2005
 
114.
Wow
wow is used when talking in the form of sarcasim. meaning gay or hell no

example below
"wow man thats so gay" (or)
"go do your homework" WOW!!!!
by Tony October 04, 2004
 
115.
wow
aka w.o.w. your mom upside down with periods in between
1: you play wow too much (to 2)
2: your mom plays too much wow
3: yea with periods inbetween (to 1)
*highfives
by beck March 21, 2005
 
116.
WoW
An acronym for the Wacking off Weiners
Hey man wanna go play World of Warcraft?
No I don't like to WoW like you... fag.
by Abundai December 09, 2005
 
117.
wow
A word used by Aaron Zettler. AKA 'pulling an Azett'. Also, when used at extreme, move ur head in a circle motion while saying 'wow' very dramatically.
Paul: "I have to work tonight, soo I can't do anything."

Aaron: "Damn, okay"

(next day)

Paul: "Ya, last night i hung out with Bsmith over at Amy's house and we even had a cake with rendezvous spelled on it"

Aaron: "WooOooOoOOoOOOoOoOOOOOoOoOoOooooooOOOOOOoOooOW"
by casey kelly - carmel April 01, 2005
 
118.
Wow
Its short for World of Warcraft.

Kiddies from all over the world play to flame up those who just want to have some fun. Play Everquest 2 instead, trust me.
FLaMinGHAWTPAWNZ3R: StUp1d UnDEAd! YOuR3 chaR WOuld G3t PWNED BY ME!!1!1

Keranith: I would report you....but than youd probably tell youre too-rich-to-care parents about it. Meaning I'd get sued. How I love WOW.
by Vaguely Addicting December 01, 2006
 
119.
WoW
WoW could be known as World of Warcraft, the horrible MMORPG made by Blizzard. Could very well go along with LAG
Oh my god, I can not loot this phat loot because these god damn WoW servers lag all day.
by Zaku March 29, 2005