|8.||South Dakota Beast|
The South Dakota Beast is a person who has a very rocky past. They have been through a lot, and has taken many tragedies and turning them into experience.
When they are threatened they become numb. When faced with a challenge they aren't at all threatened, they are merely amused. And will retaliate if necessary.
And one being that is a pest to the Beast is known as The Man, who can't compare to the Beast. The Beast has been beaten, attacked, misused, betrayed, misled, and left in it's past. The Beast was most likely a gangster in it's past, to fight for their once friends. They are most likely lost and do not know what to do. The South Dakota Beast is street smart. They most definitely know how to fight, and how to truly hurt someone. But they don't want to. They are creative, rather to be in their own world, trying to blank out the cold world around them. They are usually quiet, they believe if they are quiet they can learn more and perhaps even make friends. They are perceived as vicious creatures, however they will become vicious, ferocious beasts if messed with. Yes, the South Dakota Beast will maul you.
Random Person: "Wow! Didju see that dude? He totally wrecked that douche!"
Random Person 2: "Yep, that's a South Dakota Beast."
Random Person: "Why is that girl so quiet? It's creepy..."
Random Person 2: "Ya, I think that's a South Dakota Beast..."
Random Person: "Did ya hear? The Man was messing with Fangirl F.A.W., and The South Dakota Beast mauled her/him!"
The Man: You are an idiot.
The South Dakota Beast: Oh, okay. Glad we cleared that up.
(natalie soup with a lisp, don't bust a vessel trying to say it ;D)
a person or possibly thing who is totally random and will joke about pretty much anything possible.
In some cases this person or thing may never stop talking, not even in there sleep.
Aproach with caution.
there is a natalie sthoup in everybody! (figuratively speaking)
Girl: ..and i was like screaming my lungs out! It was weird coz I never knew the persons name..
Popular Girl (eavesdropping): Omgsh, that freak is so natalie sthoup, can't she shut up!
Girl: ..Wow that talk totally egg-husted me. I feel like an orange.
The Horde was branded the "cool" faction by fat, acne ridden, basement dwelling, lifeless nerds. The number of points in damage they can do is directly proportional to the number of times they spend masturbating alone in the dark. They supposedly win every PvP fight, and are always the first to kill the big dragon. (Bullshit)more...
PvP: Top arena teams are almost always consisted of Alliance players, and if you are one of those faggots who think that BG's take more skill then arena, most battle groups are balanced in terms of Alliance vs Horde win loss ratios. In actuality the horde dominates just as many battlegroups as the alliance. But hordies love to brag, and thus are "L33T"
PvE: As for PvE the number one alliance guild is only a hair behind the number one horde guild. But your chances of getting into ANY of the top guilds in the world is slim to none, unless you cast away that useless thing you call a life into the gutter. In PvE, Alliance vs Horde progression is completely dependent on your server.
Personality: There is a common misconception that all Alliance players are 13 years old, but those people make up a small portion of the alliance. Although the horde is generally more mature then the alliance, that isn't to say that you aren't going to run into your fair share of retards. People on the horde tend to believe they are the best at everything, and never take anyones advice, regardless of how good it is.
If you are a girl you will be hit on/molested constantly.
There can be two types of grunge girl. The 1st is the original style of grunge, taking pointers from the kinder whore and riot Grrrl look of the nineties. The 2nd is the more modern, Goth and nu-metal influenced style, which can be more effectively described as greebo.more...
Original Grunge Girl: L7, Bikini Kill, Babes In Toyland, Mudhoney, Hole, Sound garden, Alice In Chains, Black Flag, Skin Yard, TAD, Sonic Youth.
Greebo Grunge Girl: Slipknot, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails.
Original Grunge Girl: Ripped, floaty dresses, bright tights, stompy boots or Chucks, dirty jeans, maybe a leather jacket, punk skirts.
Greebo Grunge Girl: Black, black, black, baby. Black+ Baggy= Very happy greebo.
Original Grunge Girls: Going to underground rock shows, drooling over hot as hell grunge guys, reading political websites, partying to Black Flag, having crushes on other girls, hating/adoring Courtney Love.
Greebo Grunge Girls: Listening to Slipknot, skating, hating but secretly fancying emo boys.
Original Grunge Girl:
“Woo! I love to party!”
“All men are assholes!!!!”
“Fuck you, corporate America!”
“Oh my God, Kathleen Hanna, I love you!”
“Want some pot?”
“I like fucking!”
“Who wants to watch a Gregg Araki movie?!”
“That guy is so hot. Shame he’s gay. Ahh, well…”
“Hey there…loan me that Mudhoney album and I’ll love you long time”
Greebo Grunge Girl:
“Slipknot are good.”
A forum on a virtual pet site called "marapets" also known as 'RC'. Random Chat consists of three types of people.more...
Most topics consist of the themes EMO, BOYFRIENDS, 'IM QUITTING', LADY GAGA, TYRA BANKS, SEXUAL REFERENCES, AND OTHER MEMBERS COPYING STUPID POINTLESS TOPICS WITH THE THEMES ABOVE.
1. Idiot members. Members who think they are cool by posting .gifs of tyra banks and lady gaga. There leader is a member known as "tubes", or downthetubes aka a total fag who is convinced she is married to lady gaga(she needs mental help, no?) Many of tube's followers love it when she posts topics about how she was wearing a hollister shirt with her juicy bag and some guy asked her how much. They usually swarm to her topics and suck up by posting "OmG TuBeS iLy". This is the general population of this forum.
2. The trolls, or the true maker of RC. I suggest if you dont know what troll means, you look it up now. Without these people, RC would be a lifeless pit full of people who actually give a shit about tubes and her little fans. Troll members consist of: Trashalien, Tripoddd, cotdogsweet, luckyclover61617, Athinor, Mikalolouil, dusterbuster, zooomin, and various others who are banned so frequently their usernames are never the same for more then a week. When 3 or more of these members are on, and you start trouble with one...you best be ready for a full witty attack from any of them online, even going against one of them is bad on your part.
3. The people who fit in no categor...
Neziah is a super gorgeous guy with a totally ripped body. He doesn't like when you refer to his pectoral muscles as "tits" or "boobs". If you do this, he might bite you like a dinosaur or tickle you till death.
Sometimes referred to as Meathead or Boy.
Neziah is also a notorious kisser. You will never get the opportunity but I have heard there is a legend of the Kindle/Chap-stick Kiss. It was pretty Epic and left a girl not knowing what just happened to her.
Hobbies include looking sexy on a bike and turning heads in the gym. Has extensive knowledge of movies and quotes from the constantly even if you have no clue what its from.
Neziahs go best with Nikkis, probably because they have an excellent celebrity name... Nikiah. Sounds like a whole lot of baddass-ness mixed with a whirlwind romance.
Person A:What are you doing tonight?
Person B:I'll be with Neziah.
Person A:Wow you are so lucky!
Person A:You know who I am talking about? The ripped guy in the gym?
Person B: Yeah thats Neziah
Random Person: Woah! Hot boyfriend Nikki, what is his name?
Nikki: Oh that boy, is Neziah.
A one of a kind, fantastic girl. The girl who can always make you laugh. She's crazy, amazing, caring, artistic, and just plain wonderful. She's beautiful and unique. Tends to have random obsessions. Neroli will be the person who makes you smile when you feel terrible, and makes you laugh until you can't breathe. Has an amazing taste in music. Is not afraid to be completely herself, and was born to stand out. Respects herself, and is completely comfortable in her own skin. Has a way of making everyone around her feel happy. Neroli will be totally mental sometimes but at least she will never be afraid to be crazy. Because she doesn't care if stupid people judge her. It would be their loss. All around beyond amazing.The best friend you will ever have.
"Wow, what is that girl doing? People are looking"
"Must be a Neroli, she's weird but she's so cool I wish I was her."
"Man, you're right. I'm jealous now, that girl seems awesome!"