| 1. | WoW | ||
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A game that can improve social life if ur a kid,and can destroy social life if ur an adult. it eats away at your brain and tells you not to go near sunlight because the sun will create a reflection on the screen so you can't see the big hairy blue ghostlands spider thats about to kill you. There is one expansion and a new one coming out this year. I am a noob but I know these things cuz i know a 70 in rl(rl=real life in WoW speak)if you have BC(Burning Crusade) there are ten races in all. Fivefor alli,(alliance) and five for HORDE(WOOT!!! HORDE!)Alli races:Draeni, NIGHT ELF!!!,gnome, dwarf, and human. Horde races:BLOOD ELF!!!(if you call them gay I will hunt you down)tauren, orc, undead, and troll. WARNING: This game is very addictive. Killerkitten(My main):OMFG I just got killed by an alli in horde territory when I didn't even attack him first! Wtf is up with that.
Callipso(one of my good friends):Ok, calm down, I'm sure its just a glitch Party Killerkitten: Yeah well, glitches suck Party Callipso: I know they do butif you wanna play you gottalive with 'em Party Killeerkitten: At least spinebreaker isn't a new server. those ones are always real glitchy. Cairne is a new one, and the glitches are non-stop. it got so bad I considered quitting WoW Party Callipso: Well, good thing you didn't lol Party Killerkitten: Yeah lol |
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| 2. | blue feet | ||
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Similar to blue balls, "blue feet" is the feeling a skateboarder gets when either they come across a perfect skatespot while not having their board handy, or for any other reason are unable to skate when they are dying to. This term can also apply to any kind of board rider or foot-focused athlete for that matter. "Yo peep that buttery hubba ledge across the street."
"Wow its perfect. We shoulda brought our boards.. didn't know there'd be spots around here.." "Ah.. you feelin the instant blue feet right now? Im in pain.." |
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| 3. | red vs blue | ||
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Funniest thing in existence. From Episode 4 of Red Vs Blue, funniest quote IMO.
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Church: Ya, I'll let 'cha in on a little secret. I've ah, I've actually got a girl back home. Tucker: Oh ya? Girlfriend or wife? Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend. You know, we were gonna get married, but I got shipped out, and, ah, you know how it works. Tucker: Oh, well, are you gonna marry her when you get back? Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Church: Hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow? Tucker: Naw, I think he just called her a slut. Church: I'll tell you what noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I've got an a much more important job for you to do. Caboose: Great... Church: See, we got this General.. Tucker: Right, the General guy. Church: Who likes to come by, and make random inspections of bases. So what I'm gonna have you do, is I'm gonna have you go in the base, and stand right next to the flag at attention. Just incase he decides to come by. Caboose: When is he stopping by? Tucker: We never know, could be today, could be a week from now. Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week? Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base. You're gonna be right there with the flag. Caboose: What's so important about the flag? Church: Oh come on, don't they teach you g... |
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| 4. | World of Warcraft | ||
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(n.) World of Warcraft (also known as WoW)
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A Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG)(MuhMORPuhGah). It was created by Blizzard Entertainment. In this game you play as a fictional character in an online fantasy universe where players compete to do quests and hang out with other players. WoW players often stick together and speak a strange language that can only be understood by other WoW players. The game derives its fun from the fact that it is a somewhat psycological game where the players set goals and compete against one another trying to be better than everyone else to get a sense of accomplishment. It is not truely fun though it only gives the illusion of fun, kindof like drugs. WoW should be avoided at all costs. It is an addiction that is hard to break. Seriously stay away from this game. Signs of the WoW infection: 1)Your soul was consumed by a demon from hell. 2)People do not understand you when you talk. 3)You have no personal hygiene 4)You have no friends/relationships outside of the internet 5)You have a dysfunctional family life all of a sudden 6)You're physically weaker and have no stamina. 7)You lose a set amount of money monthly If you have these symptoms than you have probably wasted a good part of your life pretending to be someone else on an online game also known as WoW. Also you are totally FUCKED! |
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| 5. | Red white and blue sandwich | ||
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A "red white and blue sandwich" is another name for the fabulously refreshing alcoholic beverage otherwise known as Bud Light. The term was originated by some of the greatest fishermen in the world while vacationing in the Everglades (Chokoloskee). Bud Light gets this nickname from the colors of its can/bottle. Always showing its American pride! Mike: "Wow I'm really thirsty, what do we have in the cooler Tommy?"
Tommy: "Plenty of red white and blue sandwiches, here you go" |
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| 6. | celtic snake | ||
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a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?" Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!" Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?" Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night." |
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| 7. | brueen | ||
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A combination of the eye colors Blue, Green, and Brown.
Its a very lovely color, and it is quite common. There was just never a name for it. Wow! You have beautiful eyes!! What color are they?
Oh!!! They're brueen. Woaaaaah... LUCKYYYYY |
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