An infamous quote made famous by the one, Jon Hendriks. Often spotted playing Runescape with his little brother Nicky, Jon uses this term excessively. You ought to watch out for his father, Bob, who is known for his vicious headbutt.
Jon H: Wow, gamer.
Jon G: Stop saying that you cockcheese.
Zach R: Qwned.
Condition where human unnaturally starts to decay as a result of excessive video game playing (periods upwards of 10 hours per day, seven days per week). Symptoms include foul odor, greasy hair, and bug eyes. It takes approximately 3-4 weeks to clear gamer rot odor from a room and walls must be repainted following gamer eviction.
Shawn smells of gamer rot as a result of playing WoW 13 hours per day.
|3.||Know It All Gamer|
A gamer who doesnt shut up when gaming.This is becuase they just cant stop telling you about the game or anything remotely close to being related to the game.
Know It All Gamer : Man, this is such a great game.I bet you guys dont know the year it was published and who came up with the character design,graphic design,sound,(babbles on for quite some time)
Days Later:The ex-boyfriend of the whife who married the roomate of the person who first came up with the idea of the game, ::SMACK::
John:Wow, thanks man
Rick(holding a bloody bat):No prob/
\Know It All Gamer:Wow! Star Wars Battlefront II! Man that was totally awesome when like, in the fourth movie, luke was all like.....
Hours Later : Then, in Revenge of the Sith, Anakin went all ::KA-SMACK-AGAIN::
Rick:Man,I thought that guy was dead...
A person who considers their wife/husband/significant other pays more attention to the game World of Warcraft than them. The person feels they have lost their partner to the game thereby becoming a WoW widow.
My husband played all night again, I am sick of being a wow widow.
World of Warcraft.
Often the main talking point in any university(unfortunately) school and now pubs and clubs (Stop bringing webmasters to your local pubs and clubs to get him drunk for fucks sake)
Wow is often badmouthed by people who haven't played it, don't want to play or did play it and gave up playing it after finding out in order to get anywhere in the game you needed to join a large guild led by fucktards who demand you are on WoW all hours of the day to help them get some crusader sword of great justice or something equally retarded in a 12 hour dungeon run.
"So you're an online gamer? What games do you play?"
"I play wow, I have an lvl 60..."
"Sigh, another WoW player."
A gamer who learnes the rules of a game inside and out to perfection in order to become the best at that game. In games such as D&D a power gamer might sacrifice role-playing in favor of more power for his character, although most do not. Power gamers often make the game less fun for the rest of the playing group for the reason that their characters usually become far more powerful then all other characters in play.
Power gamers are often wrongly known as munchkins. A munchkin gains power by cheating while a power gamer gains power by knowing and using the rules of the game to his advantage.
Wow, that damn power gamer's character is way too strong for his level. That's just not fair.
An excuse used by a gamer when he/she has been beaten in a game by a PC or an NPC.
Examples of Gamer Excuses include:
(1)Matt: Wow, you died.
Frank: Well because you're talking to me!
(2)Mike: I have beaten you five times in a row.
Al: That's because this controller is broken!