Often blamed for causing social defunction, this game gets looked upon negatively. However, this is simply a crutch so as not to place blame on the person who cannot control his own impulses.
Common side effects of WoW include teaching yourself to self-feed off darkness and cutting a hole in your chair to place a basket under it so that you no longer have to take bathroom breaks.
2. What your response should be when your friend turns down an opportunity to hang out in favor of playing WoW.
Friend 1: "Hey want to hang out today?"
Friend 2: "No I have a planned gaming session to go play WoW."
Friend 1: "Wow."
person 2 :(staring) "would you look at that"
person 1 (noticing the reaction from person #2) " oh wow,...would you look at that"...
Signs that people will play WoW: You will not see them for periods of up to 72 hours at a time. They will smell worse than your grandparents barn. The only thing in their room is a computer and 200 bottles filled with urine. They will only talk about WoW at school or other social gatherings in which they go to, and those are rare.
wow_boy32: dat so true, liek ur alliance or horde? i so liek horde cus they have liek imba tauren warriors wham wham and u win u kno.
Greg: Lay off. can't you see I;m in the middle of a dungeon raid here? I need to finish my WOW marathon, here.
Mother to son: Nick! Grandma is passed out on the floor! She's not breathing! I think you need to call 911!
Nick: Can't you see I'm busy here on WOW? I need to levvel up my paladin first!