The appearance and form for a man who, after having a ham shank and finding nothing to wipe the baby gravy up with, make his way to the bathroom to clean up without dripping any man juice on the way.
After shooting off all over himself and having no bog roll. Vince made his way to the bog like a wounded soldier to wipe off his jiz.
by DogFlap June 08, 2006
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Any beer at a party than has been abandoned by it's owner.
Dale was holding back the vomit after killing off the wounded soldiers left over from his "don't ask, don't tell" party.
by A-row May 27, 2003
a drink left a friend's house that has not been fully finished.
Dude, he left wounded soldiers all over the place at the party last night.
by ferracattack February 26, 2011
A term describing an unfinished beer that is just left to die. Most commonly found at college or high school parties. It is generally frowned upon to leave a wounded soldier as it is a waste of a beer.
That chick left like three wounded soldiers last night. I had to kill them all because we leave no man behind.
by MattSizzle May 31, 2011
Plural of wounded soldier. Large quantities of wounded soldiers are often discovered in the aftermath of a party that someone notorious for McGanning beers has attended.
1. Dude, who was McGanning beers last night? There are wounded soldiers everywhere.
by w3bz November 21, 2007
when you are getting handjob, head, banging a girl, then right when your about to bust you pull out, push her face first to the ground, and blow your load on the back of her knee!! Then you SCREAM "WOUNDED SOLDIER"
I got hammered, and my buddy and I wounded soldiered that wonderful young ladyBritt.
by BRAW HOUSE July 10, 2008
When you are getting a HandJob, BlowJob, or have Sex and right when you are about to Blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier
I was getting head and i wounded soldiered this girl
by CALU2008 February 02, 2010
A man's penis that has a fissure, or broken skin as a result of too much sex. Occurs after vigorous masturbation to some.
I was on a mission last nigt, maneuvering for over three hours. This morning I noticed my wounded soldier.
by Budzilla August 24, 2006