i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted 

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job

Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister

i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted by smaxta August 13, 2007

you wouldnt do it

A phrase made popular in the western suburbs of Melbourne, Australia around late 2005-2006. Used push someone into doing something silly, occasionally when they are drunk.

Person 1: "I cant do it boys i just cant"
Person 2: "you wouldnt do it"
person 1 does it.

you wouldnt do it by Howlin' Pelle Almquist January 5, 2009

you wouldnt like 

To not under any circumstances want to have any kind of sexual contact with people who are ugo's/ugly/unattractive

Dale says to Ellis

Dale "You know Rick Waller... would you?"

Ellis "You wouldnt like"

Ellis "Would you Jackie Stallone?"

Dale "You wouldnt like"

you wouldnt like by Dale Ellison April 28, 2008

you wouldnt get this from any other guy 

iiiiii just wanna tell you how im feeling

you wouldnt get this from any other guy lol

you wouldnt get this from any other guy by fineti October 19, 2021

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

wouldn't you know who won the pony by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019

I wouldn't worry about it 

The first phrase that should pop into every /k/ommando's mind when they're in the deep, dark woods and they hear something reminiscent of footsteps in the distance. You have SKS, don't be a pussy. Definitely not a skinwalker.

Ivan: Sergei did you of hearings something?
Sergei: Yes, is probably small rodent having of fun in the leaves
Ivan: You are of right, comrade, is probably nothing
Sergai: Yes, I wouldn't worry about it

I wouldn't worry about it by Biffy Drecker November 22, 2015