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chance would be a fine thing 

That’s a thing people say, isn’t it?
Chance would be a fine thing lisa, a fine thing indeed! Hmm saying that a bit too often now...

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired
"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

gum would be perfection 

Gum would be perfection

if you made a dessert it would be dry 

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet
excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

That would be tits! 

Hollywood speak for "That would be awesome!"
Cholo who digs fugly white chicks: "I'm tryin' to find Laker tickets for tonight's game..."

Desperate fugly white chick: "My dad's got a season pass. We can go if you want..." (blush)

Cholo: "That would be tits!"

Yay for happy endings!
That would be tits! by fugly cholo November 16, 2012