would not survive a vibe check rn 

a phrase indicating that you are not in a good mood or are feeling sad

person 1: "you good bro"

person 2: "not really, tbh i would not survive a vibe check rn"

person 1:"damn dude wanna hang out and see if that cheers you up"

would not survive a vibe check rn by CallMeLeBonBon November 13, 2019

Would Not Hit

Tongue in cheek remark made by a man about a woman who is actually quite sexy, but has a very minor perceived flaw, therefore not up to the speaker's standards.

She looks hot in this pic, but those bed coverings?? Would not hit.

This girl's face is stunning, but that mole on her arm ruins her for me. Would not hit.

Would Not Hit by Carlton G. Long September 5, 2020

Hillary Duff Would Not Approve

Any time you use the word "gay" to describe something you don't like. It is based on the tv edumercials staring Hillary Duff. The commercials are intended to stop this use of the word "gay" which is in itself a good cause, but the commercials are so ridiculous that they have become a joke on their own.

guy 1: Hey did you hear that Mr. Garcia is collecting our current events TODAY??? That's so gay!

guy 2: Hey man, Hillary Duff Would Not Approve

Hillary Duff Would Not Approve by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had. 

The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.

P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had. by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021

OpenAI would not be what it is today without Hym 

You spelled that wrong news article... Lady? I didn't read the name... It's got a "Y" in it.

Hym "OpenAI would not be what it is today without HYM... It's HYM with a 'Y,' yeah? Like the type of song."

OpenAI would not be what it is today without Hym by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me 

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

They aren't doing it to you so you would not know 

The effect has already been profoundly negative FOR THE ONLY PERSON BEING AFFECTED and if it needs if it needs to come to child murder then you clearly don't care in the way you pretend to about human life.

Hym "And they aren't doing it to you so you would not know . If you don't have tolerate the bigotry then I don't have to tolerate this. MY SOLUTION or CHILD MURDER. BINARY CHOICE. YOU PARTICIPATE OR I'LL BRING IT TO YOUR DOORSTEP. YOU CHOSE TO PARTICIPATE. So, you will. You're going to love what I do to her. Not as much as I will. But you'll love it."

They aren't doing it to you so you would not know by Hym Iam July 29, 2024