would-be johns

Someone who was about to pay a prostitute to do sexual favors.

30 Would-Be Johns got busted in prostitution sting.

would-be johns by garbonzo607 May 21, 2011

chance would be a fine thing 

That’s a thing people say, isn’t it?

Chance would be a fine thing lisa, a fine thing indeed! Hmm saying that a bit too often now...

chance would be a fine thing by Zoetropper October 1, 2020

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England by AirRon October 26, 2007

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic 

translation:

I would show more abscense of emotion, if i werent so tired

"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"

*waits 2 days*

"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic by slippin182 March 26, 2007

gum would be perfection 

Idk

“Gum would be perfection”

gum would be perfection by THE REAL GUWOP October 22, 2017

if you made a dessert it would be dry 

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

if you made a dessert it would be dry by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

That would be tits! 

Hollywood speak for "That would be awesome!"

Cholo who digs fugly white chicks: "I'm tryin' to find Laker tickets for tonight's game..."

Desperate fugly white chick: "My dad's got a season pass. We can go if you want..." (blush)

Cholo: "That would be tits!"

Yay for happy endings!

That would be tits! by fugly cholo November 16, 2012