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1. would Jesus microwave a burrito?
slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life
And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?
by John Gibby Jan 7, 2005 add a video
2. would Jesus microwave a burrito?
would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!
yo jesus, microwave me a burrito
by God Sep 27, 2004 add a video
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