look up any word, like bukkake:
 
2.
would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!
yo jesus, microwave me a burrito
by God September 27, 2004

Words related to would Jesus microwave a burrito?

po po 5-0 bacon black n white cops crisp fuzz police
 
1.
slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life
And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?
by John Gibby January 07, 2005