-TEST- is a lonely old man from arkansas, he goes into psycho fits when rejected by women he tries to romance over the Internet by sending them porn pictures and descriptions of what he wants to do to them. he often goes on message boards to stalk people and "insult" people by calling them "fat" or "ugly" when in fact he was in a relationship with a 300lb woman (now an Asian transvestite, great upgrade) He ofeten gets owned by Bigfoot/bigboy/everyone on earth on said boards, it is very easy considering his taste in women and lifestyle which consists of not working/living off welfare and posting on the internet...when getting owned he reverts to child like behavior and the "you're fat" comments come out until he puts his tail between his legs and leaves until the bad people log off...then he comes back and starts the whole process over again,bless his little retarded heart.
Bigboy: jealous of what? you are basically dirt poor, your girlfriend is a fat cow, you search the internet looking for chicks to "hook up" with, and ive seen dried up dog shit that more attractive than you. you are worthless and should of died in that wreck
by Biggiefolyfe October 18, 2006
magikarp
magikarp is one of the most worthless pokemon. it's only purpose is to evolve into gyrados.
by dimbarion September 04, 2009
A person, or people who (if you really think about it) have little or no purpose in society. Such people are non-productive but do have the "job" of continuing the trend of white trash in this country.

Worthless people are present in both genders.

If you encounter such people, show some pity, while remaining secure in the knowledge that you're a lot better off - well, hopefully.
Worthless people are:
Macho guys, of the sit-at-home-and-watch-spike-tv-all-day variety, drive gas-guzzling pickup trucks but still can't seem to get a job. When they finally do become employed, it often tends to be construction work, or perhaps working at Safeway.

Girls who don't finish high school but instead get married to said guys and start popping out kids at 19. Some will eventually get their GED and sometimes take advantage of university of phoenix (or other loser online achools).
by kirE May 21, 2006
1) adj. The absence of value.
That guy just staring at the computer screen in there is worthless.
by Dilbert May 01, 2003
To have little to no use. Lack of worth.
Ted is the most worthless piece of shit I have ever met. He makes me feel better about myself.
by LOPEe November 05, 2005
An object/person of no value in both monetary terms and usefulness in life.
Matthew Pickering - 21 Kingswood Road - Manchester - Worthless
by Musicians FC December 22, 2008
Any person who cannot or refuses to maintain a job even if there employer is family. Also anyone who is lazy has no future and is not willing to do anything to better themselves.
J.D. and Donald live for free and have no will to do anything to help themselves and sit around hoping for others misfortunes to give them pleasure while they are bored because they are "worthless"
by hahauknow August 21, 2008
Someone/thing that has no value, sentimental or tangible. If it was gone, no one would notice.
John is worthless.

Alec is worthless.

Chuck Norris is not worthless.

Donald Trump's mom.
by derekhehehehe January 19, 2012

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