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1. schaumburg
Possibly the worst place on earth. Identical to every other suburbia just like it. All the houses were built in the 60's or 70's, falling down, and excatly the same as the house next to it. The only people living in this wasteland are old people and middle aged narcs with their preppy sons and daughters. All the kids play soccer, ride in huge SUV's that are totally unneccicary because its not excatly like schaumburg is in the middle of no where, and go to identical schools because the town was to cheap to hire different archutects. it is soon to be the future slum of america just like every other clone suberb out there.
Schaumburg, Illinois has got to be the worst place on earth. They should tear it down.
2. Port Vue
the worst place on earth
Man, have you been to Port Vue yet? It's the worst place on earth.
3. boston
By far they worst place on earth. Were people think the redsocks actually are a good team....ok u won in 04.....when did you win before that? how many more world series wins to catch up to the yankees? Were people talk like they have balls in there mouths and then have the balls to talk about new yorkers.
bill-hey mike whats up?
mike-nuthing much i went to boston over the weekend and it was gay.
bill-of course....what else would it be?
4. Old Scottsdale
The gayest dumbass place on earth which turns every tourist homosexual and automatically subjects every visitor to life-threatening horrible food poisoning.
"I went to Old Scottsdale the other day and came back with this damn syphilis. I should have known better."
5. Snap-on
Worst place on earth to work. Complete nazi sweatshop which uses Orwell's 1984 as an operations manual. Now chock full of poor bastard foreigners from Indian and China working 85- 100 hour work weeks doing the work of 4 former American workers else they be deported. Mind you don't use their restroom, take a break or god forbid actually take a lunch, or you will be on the boat to the unemployment line. It is, however a good place if you are a worthless prick shite for brains manager with low IQ and a gigantic arse, an alcohol addiction and a big house in Hudson and want to f* with people's lives.
Bruce, the son of a nazi war criminal, likes working at Snap-on. But for the rest of us it sucks worse that eating a fresh steaming dung beetle crawling pile lying in the jungle sun.
6. Dodge County
The place in Georgia where everyone tells your secrets, spreads rumors, and stabs you in the back. Your life will sick while you're here, so get out while you can! Also full of whores and sluts that give everyone else a bad name. The baseball players here think they're the shit and that all the girls want them, when really, all the girls think they're ass holes. You get in less trouble at school when you're a cheerleader, football or baseball player also.

Hell, I'd have to say Dodge is the BEST place on earth for everyone. NOT.
"Ayy bro! Look at this girl I'm goin out with tonight!"
"She cute, but where she from?"
"Dodge County."
"Naw man, stay away from that girl! She a hoe!"
7. Lincolnshire
The worst country, with the worst accent, in England. The worst town is Boston (where i am from), and the bets is probably Lincoln, because that place just ROCKS! (See example for accent)
Daan 'ere in Linonsheer, we av really good copootas and we spends lurds o time on em - Down here in Lincolnshire we have really good computers and we spend loads of time on them!
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