| 1. | switchfoot | ||
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One of the worlds greatest bands ever! Notice how i didn't limit it to just "christian bands," possibly due to the fact that they are not just the greatest Christian band, but because they, among many people, are considered to be one of the greatest bands of all. Anyone who may disagree, you are entitled to your opinion, however, I would just like to inform that crack kills. If you are not one of the drug-doers to which I am referring, then you are probably not a Jesus-Loving homie, in which case I will pray for you. 1.)shelly: "switchfoot is the GREATEST band of all time!"
non-Jesus-Lover: "ummmmmmmmmm....no." shelly: "CRACK KILLS!" non-Jesus-Lover: " but...I..I...don't do...drugs." shelly: "....(puzzled look)....really?" non-Jesus-Lover: "yea." shelly: "huh..I'll pray for you." |
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| 2. | Slayer | ||
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Person 1: Hey dude, Have you heard of this gay band slayer?
Person 2: *Takes out 12 gauge* Person 3: Stfu nub |
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| 3. | brokencyde | ||
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The worlds best band ever. A Mix of Crunk and screamo.
Band members: Se7en Mikl Phat J Antz an American crunkcore musical group from Albuquerque, New Mexico, founded in 2006. Guy: Dude, have you heard the band BrokenCyde?
Guy 2: No. Who are they? Guy: The Greatest band on the earth. check em' out. Guy 2: *listens to them* Dayum, They are awesome! |
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| 4. | nickelback | ||
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the worlds greatest rock band from canada and hit big with 2 great songs photograph an how you remind me but all there music is awesome did you hear nickelback i know they rule
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| 5. | silverstein | ||
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the worlds greatest musical band of all time
legends rome the earth under the names of shane told billy hamilton josh bradford neil boshart and paul koehler. they arent human they are gods. i live my life for one thing only to serve the members of the band SILVERSTEIN
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| 6. | Fall out boy | ||
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Fall out boy: A band of a genre undefined, certainly not Emo, CERTAINLY! not Punk, and CERTAINLY (well possibley pop) not pop. Their instrument playing is not bad, talent is infact involved. Many people find that their popularity in the teen girl crowd is annoying, I must agree to that. As a creative whole, the band does not deserve to ever be called "amazing," "Fucking awesome!," or anything along those lines. Why? Simply put, they sound (and do not deny it, if you do, your deaf and blind, and probably unfortunatley a fan.) just like every other modern day pop/"punk"/emo/w/e band out there on the market. They do not suck totally as musicians, they are just nothing special, bottom line. So everyone that says their great, or wonderful, or the best band of all time are ultimatley making foolish commnets about things they definetly do not fully, or do not at all, udnerstand. From now on, listen to fall out boy for what they really are, or what they really are to you, but dont ever think for a moment they are the best or better than another band, for "the worlds greatest band," cannot be defined nor does it exist. Hey, Dude, Fall out boy is THE BEST BAND to ever grace our young ears!
Incorrect, they are talented musicicans indeed, but do not deserve this title, because they literally whine lyrically, and sonically sound no different than any othr band in their tight knit poser retro wannabe genre. The end. |
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| 7. | megadeth | ||
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The worlds state of the art speed metal band Megadeth is the greatest band ever
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