The most addicting game ever created. 9 million active people is Blizzards currently standing achievement. But the side effects include:
1. Loss of fun
2. Loss of "cool"
3. Loss of girlfriend
4. Loss of love
5. Loss of life
The commonly held comversation in a World of Warcraft playing household:

Woman: Come to bed honey, I'm feeling naughty
Man: Babe can you come on the computer, I need a healer for this raid
Woman: Didn't you hear me?
Man: If you heal us good I'll take you back to my custom love zone when were done
Woman: Ooh that sounds kinky
Man: It's inside orgrimmar, I got it near the kodohide leatherworks
Woman: What...?
Man: I'll undress you and plant kisses on your green leathery skin
Woman: Thats going too far..
Man: Then I'll play my flute of sorrows to make you horny
Woman: Were getting a divorce
Man: And finally I'll fuck you with my giant tauren cock until I moo in extasy
*Front door slamming*
by OwenD January 06, 2008
A video game that millions of people choose to play during their spare time.
Some people choose to spend their spare time watching laguna beach or bromance. Personally, I'd rather slay a giant fucking dragon in World of Warcraft. So fuck off.
by jimmyassclown February 12, 2009
A huge game that takes up all of your and all of your freinds time.
I lost my job, droped out of school became additec to painkillers, becuse of world of warcraft.

I cant go to the movies because of WOW
by skinny March 21, 2005
(WoW)A severe disease...symptoms include; irritability, lack of sleep, separation from others, weight loss/gain, and carpotunnel. If you may have world of warcraft... seek help immediatly.
Oh no...he got world of warcraft..."I wonder how long he has to live"
by mr. me January 14, 2007
An alternative to drugs.
Guy in rehab: I was addicted to coke man... *twitch*

Girl in rehab: I... long time.... meth... *faints*

Me: I was addicted to world of warcraft! I played for 10 hours a day non-stop! It really messed me up... *smiles*
by wowplayerwithalife April 11, 2007
1. The most addicting MMO since Everquest.

2. My current addiction.
Why spend loads of cash on crack when you can waste it on world of warcraft?

If MMOs were in High School, world of warcraft is the school's future homecoming king.
by Man_Of_Action June 05, 2006
World of Warcraft. Noun. Tool for destroying your opposition.
Fred was making me look bad at work by working too hard and being entirely too successful for his own good, so I gave him a free copy of World of Warcraft and a six months subscription. Mwahahaha!
by Getterix the Night Elf April 28, 2007

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