I would just like to direct this entry to all you guys who play this shitty ass game. Let me give you a little example of what this pointless internet game can do to your already pathetic lives:

I have been stranded on an island for my summer vacation for about a week now, no internet, no cel phone signal...
Only today my phone picked up a signal, and i called my boyfriend to explain to him why i had missed all his calls. This is the the fucking answer i get:
" Hey honey, usually i would hang-up the phone to talk to you, but im playing with all my guild members, we are in a really tight situation and i cant just say good-bye without them getting pissed at me."
Oh really?? well guess what? fuck you and your fucking world of warcraft, because im not waiting around for a fucking asshole who cares more about some fucking virtual friends than about his girlfriend. Maybe you can find a way for your guild buddies to fuck you pal. See you when you are 80, in debt, and alone jackass.
love,
me
by Michell July 06, 2006
A WORLD AWAITS...

Descend into the hell of World of Warcraft and join thousands upon thousands of losers with no lives in an online world of lag, whining, and adventure quests that are comprised of mindlessly getting random items that amount to nothing whatsoever, and dealing with other tards who are doing the same. A dark world full of jagged low polygonal graphics, pixelate textures, crashing servers, lag up-the-ass, overall crappy gameplay, and a monthly fee bigger than your grandma's mortgage, and worse--makes you want to keep coming back in the end.
So what are you waiting for?
That's what it should say on the back of the World of Warcraft box. HAVE A NICE DAY.
by Blizzard's Dad July 20, 2005
no other way to describe it...simply superb...im in love with it...i love it...wow for life
world of warcraft roxx0z y0urz box0zrzerz cakes
by rob March 23, 2005
a horrible, horrible rpg game. It takes able bodied youth of today and turns them into freaks. i have never tempted myself with this horrible lifesucking antichrist, or any other stupid computer games, but some of my friends have. I once had two friends who got hooked on the game some time ago. these were just normal kids, liked a little bit of sex, a little bit of partying, a little bit of hemp. one of them had the hottest girlfriend i have ever seen. the kid lived three houses down from me. when his single father went away on frequent buisiness trips, i often heard screams of passion coming from his house. anyways, his dad goes on a buisiness trip. instead of going to school, work, seeing his friends or humping his fine girl, he plays WOW all week. so the girl breaks up with him. it sends him into a deep depression. i see no sign of life from the house for three weeks. so a day before his dad gets home, i go into his house. unfortunately, i catch him in the heat of passion going man-1, so to speak. his basement was disgusting. there were about 6 dirty plates, a few bags of chips, and piss on the floor. the air smelt of pot and farts. i could see white skeet on his rug. there were 32 messages on his answering machine, most of which were his girl trying to contact him. the last message said '...if you don't pick up the phone, you can fuck WOW for the rest of your life!!!". about 3 months later, the kids house burns down. apparently, when the kids dad took the computer away, he attempted to burn himself alive. it didn't work and he was sent to rehab. for wow, no shit. after about a month, I heard he had died. he drowned himself in the pool at his clinic because he needed wow so much. when i went to his funeral, he had gained about 80 pounds.
World Of Warcraft is for fags

PS: i'm currently hitting the girl he passed up
by pasfpasgafgb December 11, 2006
A fantasy land for people who were beaten up in grade school.

A life sucking, legal drug.

A place for nerdy liberal lovers to inflate their ego, although they themselves are losers.

A gathering of nerdtards who have no future as far as money, success, girls (or men for a large portion), or life.

A game for inbred homos to take their anger out on dwarves and orcs ( the anger usually contracted by some real person just kicking their ass...or their mom grounding them)
Ben is such a nerdy loser because he plays world of warcraft.

Mom leave me alone! I'm going to be in my room playing WOW and you can't come! I'll kill you with my Paladin! (begins to cry)

Hey! Nerd! I'll kick your ass because you play world of bitchnerds...Come here (begins to beat the nerd about the face until he is bloody and crying)

by Radwolf August 10, 2006
A game for the computer which involves running around and killing things and getting money. This game has no point and cannot be completed, so a waste of time. You pay £9 a month to play on something for no reason-

-its a waste of time
-its a waste of money
-its a waste of life
-you shall lose friends (but gain sad 'virtual friends')
-You shall become fatter and lazier
-You will be a failure in life

people will argue against this but its true, my friend use to come outside and play but I have not seen him for 2 weeks ever since he got the game.

If your going to buy this, don't become a sad,upsessed gimp, Do not play world of warcraft
Guy- Want to come outside?
fatguy- nah, just let me get to lvl 43 first!
guy- hows yoiur girlfriend?
nerd- Oh she broke up with me because I sepnt my money to play World of warcraft
by reiss is a geek April 26, 2006
a awesome game that i believe can do instead o feat food, sleep, work, go to school, and even have sex. therefore all u have to do is somehow $16.25 a month. after that u can do whaever u want
soo tired must sleep. crap
by adam sownie August 17, 2005

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