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A game were nobody but the company taking your money wins. Often replaces one's social life.
Obese gamer: *Snort*OMFG!! I'm almost to Level 49!!! Lawlz!!!
---3 thousand miles away at Blizzard Entertainment---
Blizzard CEO: Wow! Who knew soaking in a swimming pool full of Cristal and women could be so fun! Release the World of Warcraft expansion pack, so I can afford the house of solid gold!
by BMS June 18, 2006
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a game played by millions of people who don't realize that they have signifigant others who haven't heard from them in ages.
friend of WoW player- "hey sara and i are gonna go eat out, want to come? you can take your girlfriend"

WoW player- "oh shit! i have a what? i promised to call her two weeks ago!"
by WoW widow August 14, 2005
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An insanely popular Massive-Multiplayer Online RPG. Populated by over 7 million people, it has been dubbed a game that sucks away your soul because out of those 7 million, about 1000 of them are trolls on all freaking day without sleep or sustinence of any kind. While most complete idiots claim it causes weight gain, acne, and no social life, this isn't nessecarily true because

1. Many people are fat, and it's not because they play WoW. It's because they eat alot. Only complete renobs claim that WoW all day causes severe weight gain, because even when you do absolutely nothing, you burn calories by living and breathing. WoW only makes you fat if you constantly keep a bag of doritos by your desk and stuff your craw. Like a retard.

2.Acne is caused by adolescence and bad cleanliness. WoW has nothing to do with hormonal imbalances and not taking a shower.

3. WoW only takes away your social skills if you have the willpower of a particularly stupid puppy. If you play WoW and have no social skills, it's not because Warcraft is at fault. You might simply be a nerd, you might be shy, you might prefer to think before you speak unlike the rest of the earths population, or you might be an arse.
averageposteronthissite: omg!!!111! world of warcraft destroyed my life! i lost my girlfriend all my friends and my family thinks im a loser all cuz of wow!

me: No, you lost everything because you're a freaking loser. Blaming everything on a computer game is just a stupid excuse.
by Chris Kaniel January 22, 2007
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An entertaining online computer game, acting as a substitute for life for some players.
Normal Warcraft Player: You're on 24/7. You live and breathe through your character. You know more about this game than most GM's. Do you have a life?

Addicted Player: Yeah. World of Warcraft IS my life.

Normal Player: Then how do you pay for it?

Addicted Player: I have a job. I sell gold.
by Normal Warcraft Player May 10, 2006
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That which will prevent you from ever having to bother having sex with a fellow human being ever again.
"Honey? When are you going to be done playing World of Warcraft?"

"I'll be off in a second, babe."

*Several hours pass*

"Sweetheart?"

"I'll just play for another hour, sweetie."

*Several days pass*

"Um, Alex?"

"I'm getting right off, I swear."

*Several months pass. Guy finally gets off computer.*

"Okay, baby, what was it?"

*Girl's stuff is all gone. Crickets chirp in the distance.*
by Arcane Rose January 23, 2008
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The day that WoW shuts down 3.5 million suicides will be taken place all over the world.

Blizzard Worker: "Its the end of the world..... of warcraft"
suicide, World of Warcraft, blizzard, world, WoW
by Ravers March 19, 2008
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A game that manages by some divine power to completely waste your life and lets you have fun while doing so.
"I'm $50,000 into debt because of all the gold I bought off of ige.com, and I have to pay child support for my wife who divorced me, but I'm happy, because I have a Level 50 Palladin and can gank all the noobs I want."
by placebo February 01, 2005
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