| 1. | Christian Slater | ||
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The antichrist. The messiah. God's greatest and worst gift to man. Known to have over 6 split personalities. Also known to carry on sexual relationships with animals, most preferably Wolves. Christian Slater just fucked a wolf. But which Christian Slater?
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| 2. | al pacino | ||
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only the greatest actor that has ever lived on this world! Also the sexiest man alive...Tony Montana fit as fuck
Robert de Niro's good but he's not a patch on Pacino. Most memorable performance i think was in Scarface as Tony Montana-it's a travesty he didn't win best actor oscar for that. "Say hello to my lil' friend!" BOOM!
"Come on! I take your fuckin' bullet! You can't kill me, you need a fuckin' army to kill me! Tony Montana, Scarface that guy's good, but Al Pacino would fuckin' wipe the floor with his ass |
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| 3. | Johnny Depp | ||
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The sexiest, wittiest, kindest, most talented, most generous, most stylish, and most romantic man ever!!!!! Need I say more? Well, okay, he is the SEX. He is the BOMB. He is the PERFECT MAN. There is no one like him. He is the man other men most respect and want to be. And he is the man women need and want and dream of. He is the best actor EVER. Put him in any role, and he'll be perfect in it. He is probably the most versatile actor out there! One minus about him is that he has awful taste in women, just look at Vanessa Paradis. A truly beautiful woman who deserves him needs to come along in his life! "You're my Johnny Depp."
"Does Johnny Depp ever age?" "No, he just doesn't. It's very interesting." "I wish my husband was Johnny Depp! He is too sexy for this world!" |
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| 4. | John Cena | ||
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Although many may say he is a gimmic and horrible rapper u cant deny he has skills. He may be one of the strongest people in wwe. He can pick up the Big Show and Mark Henry and Great Chali. Not to mention he has won a Championship title several times. And he is a major hottie. And although he may not be the best actor in a movie....he is an awesome actor in the ring. And some of you say he gets booed.....but all i ever hear is cheers. And he constantly gets ripped off, he's always getting injured and then looses his title or the chance to geta title. So why dont you all stop hating on him...last time i checked he was famous on the most watched sport in the world. No matter what you think of him, you can't deny he has skills and is an all around good guy....not to mention he's funny. (like the time he kept calling Lita a whore and slut...you gotta give him props, and yes i am a fan, but not because he's hot, but because he's a good wrestler and has respect for the company and fans, unlike Batista and Randy Orton) Guy 1- hey did you watch John Cena kick ass last night?
Guy 2- i wouldnt say kicked ass, but hey he has skills Guy 3- oh my gosh, you two actually like that no good rapping horrible actor who got into wwe by chance? Girl 1- dont be a hater, you know you wish you were as attractive and famous like Cena....you're just jealous Guy 3- what's your point? PS*- even if u dont like him or people that like him, there should be at least one good definition of him....please publish. Even if u disagree with me you should still publish |
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| 5. | Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe | ||
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A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down. George: "Man, I'm hungry."
Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!" George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!" Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there." George: "......" |
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| 6. | Jake Gyllenhaal | ||
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Ever since Jake wowed fans and critics alike with OCTOBER SKY, he's been steadily building a career of impressive range and versatility. He is on every major critics' Top 10 list of Hollywood's Best young actors. And he is working with an impressive list of directors. He co-starred with Dustin Hoffman and Susan Sarandon in the acclaimed MOONLIGHT MILE. THE GOOD GIRL was the indie film world's sweetheart; DONNIE DARKO earned Jake an Indie Spirit Award nomination for Best Actor and the film has developed an incredible cult following that the film is being re-released summer 2004. And previously, audiences got a taste of his comic sensibilities - with the cult hit BUBBLE BOY.
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The fall of 2005 will see Jake in three major releases -- the much anticipated BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, PROOF and JARHEAD. DONNIE DARKO continues to play in special midnight screenings across the U.S. as the director's cut finds a new audien... |
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| 7. | Clint Eastwood | ||
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Epitome of cool in the acting world. This dude started out cool and nearly froze being so cool! Clint has spoken some of - if not THE - coolest lines in movie history. Clint Eastwood movies are a must watch for all men and cool women to boot! The example section will remind Clint fans of some of his best lines as well as introduce any idiots - who don't know who he is - to this phenom. A FEW Clint Eastwood lines from various movies, quotes may not be EXACT but are close, There are likely a hundred more!
"Go ahead....make my day!" "Uh..Uh.....I know what your thinking...did he shoot six shots...or only five. Well come to think of it - in all this confusion - I kinda lost track my self.....Now, seein' as this is a '44 Magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world...and capable of blowing your head..clean..-off...you gotta ask yourself just one question....'Do I feel lucky?'....Well do ya PUNK!" "Now ya see..my mule don't take too kindly to bein' laughed at!" Clint: "Now, we don't want anyone to get hurt...so why don't you boys put those guns away." Bad Guy: "Who's WEee sucka'?" Clint: "Smith...and Wesson....and Me...." Inspector in charge - yelling in Eastwood's face- : "You're a dinosaur Callahan, your ways are old...and obsolete....I want a statement on my desk..first thing in the morning..or you're fired...do you hear me Callahan..FIRED!!!!! Clint (as Dirty Harry Callahan): "I've got a statement for you Inspector...you're mouthwash aint makin' it!" |
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