| 1. | tactical facepalm | ||
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tactical facepalm (tak-ti-kuhl feys-pahm) –noun 1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity. Earnest idiot: Africans were wholly responsible for slavery in the European world. Whites only bought what African slavers were offering. They're completely innocent!
Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm! Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm* Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir! |
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| 2. | Holy-Facepalm | ||
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A Face palm as done by Jesus - as seen on posters around the world. The First ACTUAL RECORDED occurrence of this was when Mick Romney said, during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012, "I believe in Jesus Christ." (see example) Mick Romney (during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012): "I believe in Jesus Christ."
Jesus Christ: D'oh! * Holy-Facepalm* |
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| 3. | Faithpalm | ||
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A facepalm done in response to religious idiocy. Fundamentalist christian: The world was created in 7 days by magic and god will send you to hell unless you accept jesus but not because you're a serial killer.
Atheist: *faithpalm* |
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| 4. | Deadcarrius | ||
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A player in the MMORPG "World of Wacraft", who generally adds "dead" weight and is considered decay to a guild. This player is considered a baddie by all means and refuses help from other "good" players. He/She mostly rolls either a Rogue, Death Knight, or Hunter, but fails at those classes. This player is carried by his/her guild though any dungeons or raids that he manages to get in. These players can be quite annoying in Guild Chat. Good DK: "Dude, Let me take a look at your gear..."
Deadcarrius: "Ive got beast gear bro!" Good DK: "I see Intellect gems in all of your slots and none of your pieces are enchanted." Deadcarrius: "Dude STFU, Im better than you anyways noob!" Good DK: *facepalm* "What a Deadcarrius!" |
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| 5. | Loltracktor | ||
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The pet name of the german Ltractor tank in the Game World of Tanks First guy- "Wtf is a Loltractor doing in a tier 10 game"
Second guy-"hes in platoon with the IS-4" First guy-"Shit i dont want to have waste the ammo to kill him to expensive" Second guy-"I cant belive the loltracktor killed us becuase no one wanted to pay 1k for the shell that would kill him" *facepalm* |
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| 6. | globepalm | ||
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The reaction from the rest of the world when Americans expose their ignorance. "Iraq was behind the attacks on the twin towers."
*globepalm* |
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| 7. | facepalm | ||
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A gesture in which you slap your hand against your face in times of shame, woe, disgust, or baffled at something stupid and idiotic someone said or did. Used on the Internet in times of IM or any other form of online chatting. Example 1
rocketgirl11: omg, i think that f i got on my math test stood for FANTABULOUS. sugarskull12: are you fucking kidding me? *facepalm* sugarskull12 has logged off rocketgirl11: what? Example 2 Jamie: I can't believe you failed World Language. English is easiest language in word! Moksha: *facepalm* It's English is THE easiest language in THE WORLD. And I'm the one that failed World Language? No, I would has passed the test if you gave time me for study! Jamie: *facepalm* Would has? You serious Moksha? |
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