| 8. | lululemon | ||
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Skin tight workout clothes that women wear, no matter what shape or size. For some reason most woman think the pants are flattering. Unfortunately should only be worn by those with no body fat, because these pants are known to show every tiny bit of cellulite on a womans butt and legs. "That poor slightly over weight woman, she really shouldn't be wearing lululemon"
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| 9. | trackaholic | ||
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Someone who has an addiction to track sports and running. Similar to how an alcoholic seeks intoxication, a trackaholic person craves their daily workout and all actions and thoughts in their life are focused on track and seeking improvements. Flancy Johns wants to become an all-american athlete. Flancy practices with extreme amounts and speeds of running, wears workout clothes all the time, and is constantly striving to achieve more with her athletic talent. Flancy is a trackaholic.
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| 10. | crotch rot | ||
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Have you ever run a 10 K in 90 deg. weather and for got to put right guard on?? Sniff your pit and multiply that by 200. That's what Kris Millspaughs crotch rot smells like. It's a cross between a rotten armpit and a dead skunk.
A local fungus infection in the groing area. Most often caused by poor hygene. Strong odor of caproic acid and/or urine. For women add vaginal odor/fecal odor & odor of oxidized sperm in the sexually active. Wash thoroughly, apply antifungal cream or powder ( powder preferred ) daily until gone. ( usually 2-3 days) Dank smellin, paint peelin, dirty poon reakin, crotch scratchin extravaganza of uncomfortable lack of hygiene pootty nasty crotchyness I wanted to do this girl one time, she opened her legs and I passed out from the smell of her crotch rot. a pungent, stank smell that permiates from the crotch usually after a hard workout, or lack of a shower for several days, occurs in both males and females. Damn, after running that mile yesterday I was experiencing SERIOUS crotch rot!! I was high one night and Kris was getting tag teamed. When it came my turn up at bat, all I could smell was her CROTCH ROT.. So I put a clothes pin on my nose, rolled her over and fucked her up the ass(it was cleaner then her pussy - I can tell you that)!!
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| 11. | spandle | ||
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those bizarre exercise outfits women sometimes wear that feature a thong over spandex pants. Monica's spandle really started to chaffe after an hour on the eliptical.
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| 12. | thunder thighitis | ||
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when ones thighs seem to only grow, even when the person exercises and diets. person a: dude so you know how i lost all that weight?
person b: yeah. person a: so i went shopping to get new clothes and i couldn't get any pants over my thighs, even though i have lost weight. person b: man sounds like you have come down with a classic case of thunder thighitis. |
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| 13. | Yinta | ||
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Yinta A woman whos +30, Drinks Starbucks every morning, Wears expensive workout clothes, Bleaches her hair, Has everything made by Vera Bradley, and goes to the mall once every weekend. Random Person 1: Oh my god, look at the Yinta!
Random Person 2: Yeah she totally needs to bleach her hair again, her roots are showing! |
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| 14. | personal reflection time | ||
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when your by yourself and you lounge around in your house, apartment, dorm, etc. naked. either because you like being naked or too lazy to put clothes on G always has personal reflection time for an hour after his 6 am workout. LOL
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