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Steve Workman 

Steve Workman is a professional skater for Demonseed Skateboards.

The GREATEST skateboarder of all time. (Yes, greater than Tony Hawk)

Steve Workman is not as famous as Tony Hawk because the average human being cannot handle the extreme coolness of Steve Workman.

Steve Workman is known for shredding vert ramps and pools all over Florida.

Steve Workman can shred street too, but he finds the lack of vert too boring for him.

Steve Workman skates so fast that he can't skate metal coping. He needs the rough pool coping to manage is speed.

Steve Workman airs so high that he puts lead in his pockets to hold him down.

Steve Workman's knee pads are over 10 years old but look brand new because Steve Workman NEVER falls.

Steve Workman can be found schralping the shit out of the Chea-B-S bowl on a nightly basis.

Steve Workman is the exact opposite of a Cheab.

If Chuck Norris decided to skateboard, he would ride a Steve Workman pro model.
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Steve Workman!".
Steve Workman by ShredGnarShark October 3, 2011

Workman's 

The best night club in the world,

"Wanna go workman's like?"

"We going workman's Greg?"
Workman's by Larkochat June 7, 2019

eden workman 

The most beautiful girl in the world. Period. The sweetest person you’ll ever meet who cares for everyone. She only dates the best of the best (Gavin Ivie) and she knows how to make anyone feel better, especially her boyfriend. Eden is really laid back and easy going, she puts everyone shes around into the best moods. Her boyfriend is obviously the luckiest to have her cause she is so amazing and pretty and talented and splendid and all the good in this world rolled into one.
Gavin Ivie: I only date girls who are beautiful both inside and out.
Gavin’s brain: brooooo you should totally date Eden workman
eden workman by Rancheritos November 30, 2019

Face like a welder's workbench 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.
"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"
A weekend on which you have to work.
Paul: Hey Steve, wanna hit the beach on Saturday?
Steve: Can't. It's a workend.
workend by SJN October 6, 2005

Hawksley Workman 

Hawksley Workman is a multi-talented musician born in Huntsville, Ontario, which is located in Canada ("Americas Hat"). His music varies from soft pop, hard rock, freak out cabaret, and experimental acoustic songs about fish. He currently has 10 albums to his name.
Have you heard the song "Organic Coast" by Hawksley Workman? It will near literally rape your ears with pure sound beauty.
Hawksley Workman by ezrajude October 22, 2008