workwords 

Cheery, professional sounding words that you say in the context of your work role that harbor hostility and aggression that you can’t express outwardly.

Yes, my workwords absolutely do mean “fuck off” when I say “no worries,” or “fuck you” when I am telling you to “have a nice day!”

workwords by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019

workload 

the amount of effort required to bring a girl to your bedroom- the amount of work to drop a load

she was real workload, but in the end worth it

workload by pbr69 July 18, 2017

workload paralysis 

The mental state of being unable to start any individual task because one's "to do" list is so overwhelming. Instead, the person suffering from this condition can only sit there in a position of miserable futility, unwilling to begin so as to delay the increased feelings of hopelessness in their short-term future, knowing that try as they might, a morning's work (with no breaks) will barely a make a dent in their ridiculously excessive list of jobs and, by lunch-time, they'll feel no more satisfied than at present.

Dev: "You started that report yet? It's due Friday." Sandy: "I can't get going. I've got workload paralysis."

workload paralysis by ZimmyJay84 December 4, 2021

Workload 

The act of rubbing one out on the highway while driving a truck full of cargo.

John was driving his truck when he saw a hot girl fingering herself in her car. He released his workload on the highway.

Workload by AmandaRimenbone September 1, 2016

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling. 

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

worklash 

the act of a co-worker coming up from behind , violently shaking the back of your chair leading to possible injury

James, in an attempt to get Alex's attention, shook her chair so hard that he caused her neck pain, she now wears a neck brace and suffers worklash

worklash by SnuggleBunny July 10, 2014