To jerk off at work.
I was at work the other day, boored to death, so I thought to myself, why don't I go some place private for a work jerk?
The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.
Husband: I hate my new job.
Wife: Whats wrong?
Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
v. Masturbating at work.
I'm gonna hit up the bathroom before I leave the office for a quick workjerk.
Mastuerbating in the bathroom at work, to a co-worker.
There's a new secretary on staff. You can't keep your eyes off of her and you can't stop thinking about her. She just walked by and gave to a hard-on. Now you have to go to the men's room and squeeze out a Work Jerk.