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a blumpkin is the most typical example
other include getting a blowjob while getting a haircut, eating breakfast, reading a book, or a combination of the 3
i was really late for work this morning so my wife performed a working man's blowjob to make sure i wasnt late but left pleasured
by alig3fome February 18, 2010

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