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Work Place Bitch 

The insufferable, horrid and annoying type of coworker that some people inevitably encounter at work. They're usually kiss asses to the management wich they think gives them a free pass to act like one with their coworkers. They're also the coworker that chooses to do more work than everyone else (regardless if people are slacking off or not), take on more responsibility than they can handle, deliberately burn themselves out and constantly complain about doing most of the work. Deep down at their core they want attention, they're credibly insecure and are most likely butt ugly individuals that almost no one wants to fuck.
Person#1. Don't make me do all of the work!

Person#2. No one is making you do all if the work. You're choosing to do all of the work and take on more that what you can handle. Stop being a Work Place Bitch and get a life!
Work Place Bitch by Flower347joy December 6, 2021
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Work at a Pizza Place 

The Grand Theft Auto V of Roblox.

Created by Roblox user dued1 in March of 2008, this game is exactly what it sounds like; and it has withstood the test of time quite well despite its simplistic concept and overall decline in quality since 2017. Nowadays, dued1 doesn't really "update" the game anymore; he just adds stuff without fixing problems that have existed in the game for years.

In other words, he's milking it. Just like how Rockstar is milking Grand Theft Auto V.
Work At A Pizza Place: The biggest cash cow in Roblox history.

Pre-Work-Pace

The time period before the start of your shift. When you do not have enough time to do anything, but too much time to sit and do nothing. When this occurs you may "pace" around looking for something to do that takes just the right amount of time before work. Most times nothing is found to do before said work.
Tim: *pacing pacing* lets see i could organize my books. But that does not sound fun....I could watch some tv...Nothings on...

Tom: Poor Ted.. he suffers from Pre-Work-Pace
Pre-Work-Pace by SACNJT July 18, 2011

work placement 

Another charming aspect of being on New Deal. After a certain amount of time on one of their ridiculous excuses for a training course, they decide to send out "students" on Wok Placement - ignoring the question of how, exactly, can you find paid work when you're stuck in a fucking office all day and not being paid for a second of it.

Essentially, it proves slavery is alive and well in the First World, as well as helping corrupt capitalists make a shitload of money at your expense? How? Put it this way - would Tesco want to hire ten people to stack their shelves for a salary every year, or a steady stream of unpaid labour from delivered from CETS every month to do the same? You work it out.
"I'm afraid you have to go on Work Placement in a place totally unsuited to you just so we don't have to help you find a job, which we're set up for, and help companies get fatter and fatter profits each and every year - which they pay us for."
work placement by OD Smith April 14, 2005

Work In War, Rest In Peace

WIW is the opposite of RIP but they go together and can be sides of the same coin.
(‘Rest in Peace’ VS ‘Work in War’)
To be used directly when normally saying “RIP” or in the context of counterpointing “laying things to rest”:

Meaning 1) To say that working hard often accompanies resting, (much like “work hard, play hard” (WIW, RIP)

Meaning 2) To say that failure was the cause of violence, forcefulness or trying too hard (WIW, RIP)

Meaning 3) To say that you’ll never rest, never sleep until something is done (WIW)- used on its own.

Meaning 4) As an insult, see example below
Thug tries to start fights, initiates/escalates arguments and gets kicked out of a bar by the bouncer (meaning 2)
Onlooker 1: “looks like the troublemaker wont be making any more trouble tonight!”
Bystander 3 (in an air of wise superiority): “Work In War, Rest In Peace”

OR

After a long week at work and lots of drama and hairy situations on a night out, two friends make it back home at 7 in the morning. (Meaning 1)
Mrs Gilbert: “What a night! Just got home”
Mrs Jones: “Gonna hit the hay. WIW, RIP

OR

(Meaning 3)
Mr Thomas: “Are you still at it after all this time?”
Mr Paisley: “No rest for the wicked, let alone me, RIP-WIW”

Fourth (bonus usage as an insult): “I’ll work in war, you can rest in peace”

Workplace Deviance 

Workplace deviance is a deliberate or intentional desire to cause harm to an organisation. This can be the organisation which employs an individual or an organisation of which they are a member. It is, perhaps, best described as “voluntary behaviour which contravenes the established norms of the organisation and, in doing so, compromises its viability.”

Workplace deviance can vary greatly, from minor non-violent misbehaviour to extreme violence, up to and including murder, but any of which causes harm or potential harm to the organisation. Broadly speaking workplace deviance falls into two distinct categories, Interpersonal Deviance and Organisational Deviance.

Interpersonal deviance is misconduct which targets specific co-workers and includes behaviours such as gossiping about them, blaming them for things that are not their fault, falsely raising grievances against them and so on. It is believed that these unhealthy behaviours may be due to jealousy of the target co-workers abilities or a sense of entitlement. In other words the misbehaviour has one aim, to benefit the person doing it.

Organisation deviance is behaviour aimed at the organisation itself and most frequently manifests itself as frequent lateness or excessive absenteeism.
Workplace deviance can be a symptom of a toxic workplace or a toxic employee.
Workplace Deviance by AKACroatalin September 26, 2015

Workplace Aggression

Logically enough workplace aggression is specifically aggression that occurs in the workplace. It is commonly found within a toxic workplace and can include a variety of unpleasant behaviours. These can range from verbal, (insulting people, spreading rumours, telling lies or maliciously instituting grievance procedures), to physical attacks (pushing, slapping, punching or attacking with a weapon). It’s the sort of behaviour which, if it was carried out on the street would, in many cases result in arrest by the police or prosecution in the Civil Courts.
Workplace aggression is a symptom of a toxic workplace.