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I was at work the other day, boored to death, so I thought to myself, why don't I go some place private for a work jerk?
by andreasN September 23, 2007
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I'm gonna hit up the bathroom before I leave the office for a quick workjerk.
by Daria Morgendorfer August 16, 2010
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Mastuerbating in the bathroom at work, to a co-worker.
There's a new secretary on staff. You can't keep your eyes off of her and you can't stop thinking about her. She just walked by and gave to a hard-on. Now you have to go to the men's room and squeeze out a Work Jerk.
by Buch73 October 14, 2009
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The person who really hates working at their job and treats all their fellow employees like crap. They usually start lots of fight, yell a lot, and never ever smile or have anything good to say.
Husband: I hate my new job.

Wife: Whats wrong?

Husband: Well they put me working with Jim and he's my department's work jerk. He hates everything and he hates me for no reason. I mean I just started!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 02, 2010
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When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension
by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017
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