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Any place where you are financially obligated to attend until you grow old an die. This place includes ignorant, self obsessed drama queens, who think they are entitled to a world of debt because they show up at random intervals to actually do their job and only call in "sick" half of the time. Sarcastic obnoxious know it alls that make it impossible for you to occupy the same place with are also present in this environment.

Compounding this excruciatingly unbearable atmosphere is the person who calls himself your "manager." Managers are easy to identify because they contribute absolutely nothing positive to the workplace environment and only exacerbate stressful situations, which are always in abundance there.

The single most obvious way to identify that you are at work is the omnipresent regret you experience there from not listening to your parents when they told you to apply yourself more in school, so that you might have a real career someday.
I want to eat rat poison because my manager called, and he needs me to come in on my day-off again to work...
by itsme1 June 07, 2012
 
1.
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
by Steve Milligan March 11, 2003
 
2.
A place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell".
I don't want to go to work today!
by www.flamepillar.com August 17, 2003
 
3.
Refers to a supply of contraband to be sold for profit. Distinguished from "stash" or "personal", in that "work" is usually only sold and often consists of a lower quality product.
"Its rainy days if we don't move all our work"
- Lil' Flip
by DrHavoc May 21, 2004
 
4.
1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.
1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.
by bkdouble October 21, 2006
 
5.
crack cocaine; used by persons addicted to crack to check with the local dope man to see if he has any.
where dat work at family? I need ta blast nigga....
by pirateskizzle December 18, 2004
 
6.
work is a drug
it could be crack or cocaine
I'm bout 2 go sel dis work real fast I b back.
by Kiki aka Baldhead May 02, 2005
 
7.
(n) A form of torture developed by stupid people who have nothing better to do in their lives. They take no interest in anything else other than "Getting the project in on time."

(v) To partake in this torture.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
by Ommigawd! A Sawk!1 o_O October 24, 2004