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10.
A thing that is so sucky that it requires paying money for it to be done. If it were easy then someone wouldn't be paying us to do it!
I had to work today. I have to work tommorrow, but alas I am not alone and understand that I'm being paid because my boss is too much of a pussy to do my job for me!
by DrMullet February 17, 2004
130 66
 
8.
the equipment needed to inject a drug (syringes, needles, swabs etc.)
"Go up the chemist and get the works for me please"
by clarky October 09, 2003
197 80
 
9.
Something to do while you're waiting to die?
Going to work now, Dear.....may not be home for dinner.
by goodgrief August 30, 2010
133 63
 
11.
Surfing the web while getting paid
Aanadas was hard at work surfing one handed
by Raish June 17, 2004
80 36
 
12.
the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary

also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
Example 1:

whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work

(while a stripper shakes her ass

on your face..)

Example 2:

wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
by Puhercules August 05, 2009
71 32
 
13.
To perform an action with notable skill (not necessarily your job).
I can work a chessboard.

I can work Halo.
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
88 49
 
14.
(n) Plastic surgery.
Janet Jackson is hot but everyone knows she's had work done.
by Wog October 21, 2004
124 86