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57. work
A series of involuntary movements caused by hunger.
Malcolm worked like a dog to get butter on his bread.

Misspelling: Bush Tells Europeans - Iraq Strategy Will Work.
1. work
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
by Steve Milligan Mar 11, 2003 add a video
2. work
A place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell".
I don't want to go to work today!
3. work
October 10, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
Refers to a supply of contraband to be sold for profit. Distinguished from "stash" or "personal", in that "work" is usually only sold and often consists of a lower quality product.
"Its rainy days if we don't move all our work"
- Lil' Flip
by DrHavoc May 21, 2004 add a video
4. work
1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.
1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.
5. work
crack cocaine; used by persons addicted to crack to check with the local dope man to see if he has any.
where dat work at family? I need ta blast nigga....
by pirateskizzle Dec 18, 2004 add a video
6. work
work is a drug
it could be crack or cocaine
I'm bout 2 go sel dis work real fast I b back.
7. work
(n) A form of torture developed by stupid people who have nothing better to do in their lives. They take no interest in anything else other than "Getting the project in on time."

(v) To partake in this torture.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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