|1.||working that skirt|
Using your feminine charm and/or sexuality to get something you want.
She is working that skirt - getting drinks from every guy in the place
When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.
Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
When one places items on the floor that can be read up close, such as the sides of books, CD's and DVD's such that if a girl bends overto read them, one can make a deft attempt to sneek a peek.
Guy A: Why do you stack your stuff on the floor?
Guy B: Oh, it's Skirt Bait
Guy A: Does it work?
Guy B: Oh yea.
Women's work around the house. When meals are cooked, the floor is clean, the toilet has been scrubbed, the kids have been fed, there are clean clothes hung neatly in your closet, all before the men have gotten home from work. Then the man can rest for he has a long day of work ahead of him the next day. The last part can be revamped if the woman would like to partake in intercourse. Immediately after intercourse the man must, then, sleep. The woman then checks on the kids to see if she has woken them up with all the work she just got done doing to the man. Then, and only then, she can go to sleep, but must wake up no later then dawn to get breakfast started. The process then repeats.
Note: The male only interacts with the children to do activities such as; football, basketball, having fun in general, and occasionally helping with homework. Everything outside the house belongs to the man. Skirt Work is designed for interior purposes only.
1. "Honey, I was talking to Trisha the other day and she tells me that I do too much work around the house and that her husband usually helps her to get things done." - Bad Wife
"Ha ha, oh hunny, Trisha is a damn liar. Skirt Work has been going on since the beginning of time. Is Trisha going against history? She sounds a little crazy to me." - Right Husband
A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.
Damn did you see that ass?! She looks so good in that pencil skirt!
|6.||That Bitch From Work (TBFW)|
1) Absolutely any woman that your girl works with that has slighted her in anyway (this can be someone who was a best friend two days ago.)
2) The woman who for one reason or another will not give you any nookie.
Her: Do you know what Amy did today?
You: Who's Amy?
Her: That Bitch From Work (TBFW)
You: You saw that tight ass skirt she was wearing today?
Your Friend: Who?
You: That Bitch From Work (TBFW)
Word is from Guido descent
Worn in the workplace that could also be worn to the club
Attire worn to work that is inappropriate and/or ridiculous
Person #1: Wow, you can almost see her butt in that outfit. Who wears that to work!
Person #2: It must be Business Clubsual Friday!