| 1. | You work quickly! | ||
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You've caught up with all the incoming definitions.
There will be more work soon, or you can identify published defs for reconsideration. Thanks! You work quickly!
FUCK OFF! |
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| 2. | After work detention | ||
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Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting . Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention " |
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| 3. | After work detention | ||
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Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting . Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"
Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention " |
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| 4. | Quick Shuffle | ||
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Quick Shuffle, also Quickshuffle.To walk,run,go,or come Quickly.Often done as a sheepish means of escape. "I quickshuffle over fake him with the jane fonda work out tape cassete" - The Champ
He realized my coupon was fake, so I quick shuffled out of the store. Al:Where's pete? Greg:He quickshuffled out to go get some beer. |
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| 5. | chew and screw | ||
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(v) To eat and leave quickly. "Sorry I have to chew and screw, Mom. I have to get to work."
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| 6. | porn purge | ||
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The massive deletion of porn from a computer, usually to avoid embarrassing consequences at work. When the regional manager announced that everyone would be getting new laptops, Fred quickly undertook a porn purge before tech support stopped by with his new machine.
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| 7. | windozeing | ||
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the act of falling asleep while in front of an open window on a computer so if a superior walks in the subject can quickly wake up and it will appear as though they have been working. BOSS: Keep up the good work Jenson!
JENSON: (waking up) wha-? oh um two please. BOSS: You wern't just windozeing were you Jenson? |
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